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wnlight
7th July 2016, 18:51
A shocking new poll indicates that 13% of American voters would prefer a giant meteor causing an apocalyptic firestorm over the planet over supporting either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton for president. This means that a flying space rock is more likely to reach the 15% threshold to participate in general election debates than Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson and Green Party candidate Jill Stein.

Poll by left-leaning Public Policy Polling (http://www.publicpolicypolling.com) which included the Giant Meteor option in its latest survey. 43% of respondents favored Hillary Clinton, 38% selected Donald Trump and 13% threw up their arms to welcome the Giant Meteor as the country’s new head of state. 7% of voters stated that they were undecided between Hillary, Trump, and an apocalyptic meteor.

Cidersomerset
7th July 2016, 19:18
http://melauspartners.com/homer-simpson-doh-picture-25.jpg

http://www.usnews.com/cmsmedia/39/5a/1ad345bc4309ac3eb8937b3ab2bf/160701-meteorclintontrump-editorial.jpg

http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-07-01/13-percent-of-people-prefer-a-giant-meteor-crashing-to-earth-over-a-trump-or-clinton-presidency

ZenBaller
7th July 2016, 19:58
What are the views of the meteor on foreign policy and the immigrants? :P

wnlight
7th July 2016, 21:31
I think that the views of our meritor is compete anhialation of both foreigners and Democrats as well as the rest of us.

Flash
7th July 2016, 21:34
Clinton = Trump = Meteorite: they are all the same, catastrophies

Sunny-side-up
8th July 2016, 10:02
A true 'stuck between a rock and a hard place'

risveglio
8th July 2016, 12:39
A meteor would do less damage than Trump or Clinton.

Pam
8th July 2016, 13:02
I might have been living under a rock, but I think that's rock solid proof that our political candidates are dumb as rocks. Keep rockin on!!!!!

GrnEggsNHam
8th July 2016, 13:25
This can be interpreted in another way. 13% of the United States population is awake and aware.

Bluegreen
8th July 2016, 14:21
"An insidious charade ... a grotesque spectacle of deviousness and evil ..."

conk
8th July 2016, 17:00
At least we'd know what to expect from the meteor and we'd know that it wasn't sanctioned by the banks or oil thugs.