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Hi I wanted to do some reviews
I enjoy the reviews of movies and think they are a great guide in helping the selection process
i will also be rating them in terms of the impact they would make to an a alien from outer space.
please enjoy
Nanoo Nanoo
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Ok First Cab off the rank '
7 Phychopaths
Briliant ! funny , direction was awesome & script very good !
when Christopher Walken said the word " hall ou cenn o gens " i lost all bodily fluids in a fit of un controllable laughter !
Alien Star Rating 7
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Iron Sky
Cheap budget but very cool none the less
I particularly liked Julia Dietze , she made my little ant antlers move ..
a silly slant on reality , intelligent enough to be worth while
Alien Star Rating 5
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Paul
Watched it 6 times , everything about it was great . And laugh out loud funy !
Alien Star Rating 8
(caveat to the star rating, i would have given 7 but Paul reminded me so of a distant cousin whom i like very much so i had to give it an 8 )
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Ted
trying desperately to be Paul
i liked the fight scene, something about a teddy bear beating up the ex lead singer of new kids on the block, made it all worth while . . .
Alien Star Rating 4
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The Watch
yeah , not bad at all , silly , funny and silly
no brains entertainment
Alien Star Rating 5
ps i knew the pommy bloke was an alien all along.
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i just saw the soloist for the fist time over the weekend. that was a great movie. and the fact that it was actually a true story makes it even better.
i'm not sure what impact it would have on an alien. but if anything they could get a good insite into schizophrenia!
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Ted
trying desperately to be Paul
i liked the fight scene, something about a teddy bear beating up the ex lead singer of new kids on the block, made it all worth while . . .
Alien Star Rating 4
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The Watch
yeah , not bad at all , silly , funny and silly
no brains entertainment
Alien Star Rating 5
ps i knew the pommy bloke was an alien all along.
I saw The Watch yesterday. Some funny parts but kind of bizarre in other areas. LOTS of bad language and sexual content - IMO.
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Paul
Watched it 6 times , everything about it was great . And laugh out loud funy !
Alien Star Rating 8
(caveat to the star rating, i would have given 7 but Paul reminded me so of a distant cousin whom i like very much so i had to give it an 8 )
This is homage to many sci-fi films of 1970-80s, especially Spielberg's films. He also has cameo in film.
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Hey Nanoo Nanoo can you please review my favourite sci-fi film The Abyss for me?
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Paul
Watched it 6 times , everything about it was great . And laugh out loud funy !
Alien Star Rating 8
(caveat to the star rating, i would have given 7 but Paul reminded me so of a distant cousin whom i like very much so i had to give it an 8 )
i love that movie, i have watched it so many times. Paul is too cute! i was so hoping that they would come out with Paul II.....thanks Nanoo Nanoo, i like this idea.
warmest regards, corson
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I been meaning to catch Ted and Paul, I've seen bits And they cracked me up.
How about this one I had to stop halfway through: The Postman
I thought it was a good picture of a post apocalyptic America, acting, set and story were all well done, I just got REAL depressed at the premise being how insane our species is--total victim mentality of the "survivors" (the Federal Government will save us!! A president and broadway?? Yayy!!)...I nearly wept.
I truly hope we are not that insane, and that if we end up on that path, we won't repeat the same mistakes (insanity), Or long to rebuild the same piece of crap "society" that lead down it...
So anyways...can you tell me what you thought? And how it ends?
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Another 2 I'd like you to do are Communion (if you read Whitley Strieber's book) and The Fourth Kind...I need an experiencer's opinion on them two
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Paul
Watched it 6 times , everything about it was great . And laugh out loud funy !
Alien Star Rating 8
(caveat to the star rating, i would have given 7 but Paul reminded me so of a distant cousin whom i like very much so i had to give it an 8 )
This is homage to many sci-fi films of 1970-80s, especially Spielberg's films. He also has cameo in film.
Yes when Paul explains vivfication through intrinsic field memory , very cool script. actually he articulates scientifically EXACTLY how healing can work .. it blew my little ant head off when i heard him say it : 0 )
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I been meaning to catch Ted and Paul, I've seen bits And they cracked me up.
How about this one I had to stop halfway through: The Postman
I thought it was a good picture of a post apocalyptic America, acting, set and story were all well done, I just got REAL depressed at the premise being how insane our species is--total victim mentality of the "survivors" (the Federal Government will save us!! A president and broadway?? Yayy!!)...I nearly wept.
I truly hope we are not that insane, and that if we end up on that path, we won't repeat the same mistakes (insanity), Or long to rebuild the same piece of crap "society" that lead down it...
So anyways...can you tell me what you thought? And how it ends?
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Another 2 I'd like you to do are Communion (if you read Whitley Strieber's book) and The Fourth Kind...I need an experiencer's opinion on them two
Hey Donk
Ok i rented this video just for you and watched it.
The Fourth Kind
Creepy sci fi look into human scientists maskerading as " Aliens " in order to push their terror agenda aganst other sentient life who for the last 30,000 years have never even once tried to take over the planet yet now , suddenly , with the falce flag alien invasion on the cards they want to scare us with continual propoganda.
I believe this woman experienced what she saw , i do not believe for one second it was true alien life forms doing the abducting and terrifying. And my contacts confirm this for me.
The thing that made it all so un believeable was the voices speaking to them , I am God ? I think the artistic licence met with a few too many bottles of brandy that night...
All the technology you saw there is human.
Alien Star Rating 3 stars
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Hunger Games
Oooh , so real its not even funny ! If you can remove your self from the fact that this was a projected plan for us, you can appreciate this movie for what it is. Genius ! acting , script and direction , very good and just a bit of whacky tossed in for good measure. It takes great skill to present something like this and make it likeable.
Alien Star Rating 7
https://youtube.com/watch?v=dSyTkxfjCeU
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Star Wars Ep 1
watched it again last night , one of my fave in the series , the other fave is ep P4. This series of movies are a fictional play based in space of a factual accouny of exactly where we find our selves today. Lucas is most definitely a Prophet. Someone who went through great pains to make this series of movies against huge odds. I have always enjoyed the Star Wars movies , i have watched them at least 50 times each and never tire of their timeless feel.
Alien Star Rating 11
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I6hOlI9cg4o
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The Abyss
Ok , i dont know how i missed this one. The movie is a camel ride , you get on board and sail off for a loooong journey. Its suspenceful and very well acted ( for the 80's that is )
I did drift of at times and it took me two sittings to finish the movie but the twist at the end was well worth it ! in my opinion the most accurate picture of our true state of affairs with regard to our extra terrestrial involvement. Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio was great in this movie ( even tho she took up 90 % of the script ) Ed Harris gets the prize. He was extrodinary in his role and the direction was , for an 80's movie , excellent. ( directors were still finding their footing in the 80's )
If you like suspence and have had a few coffees then this movie is for you.
Alien Star Rating 9
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJyRF0Fzl9Y
( sorry about the trailor , it was the 80's where every trailor started with the words " In a World " with a deep creepy voice over .. ugh )
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I got a couple bones to pick with you my friend…prompted by your cryptic comment in the Glass-Stiegal thread:
Is the Steven you ask in that thread in your cryptic message Steven Greer (or however you spell the dude’s name who claims all non-human conscious being are “good”)…cuz your review of 4th Kind implies:
No other sentient beings other human (from earth humans) would harm a human being
That only a human could have accounted for the phenomenon you yourself believe she experienced
In the context of that movie—you believe Nome, Alaska is just a great being human experiment?
Perhaps I misinterpret there…and I know I did on the other thread.
Thanks my friend…love you
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I got a couple bones to pick with you my friend…prompted by your cryptic comment in the Glass-Stiegal thread:
Is the Steven you ask in that thread in your cryptic message Steven Greer (or however you spell the dude’s name who claims all non-human conscious being are “good”)…cuz your review of 4th Kind implies:
No actually i was setting up a joke that has nothing to do with Stegall or Aliens .. but i dont want to give away the punch line just yet : 0 )
Thanks my friend…love you[/QUOTE]
I love you too my dear friend !
Hugsies ( not in a homosexual way of course , not that theres anything wrong with that ... )
Naniu
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District 9 ( Amzers thread reminded me )
Wow , this has got to be one of the coolest movies i have ever seen ! Lead actor Sharlto Copley was Brilliant ! i just cant get over how convincing this guy was on screen. Pure Genius !
Its serious , sad and hillarious all in the same frame.
Well worth a look
Alien Star Rating 10
https://youtube.com/watch?v=DyLUwOcR5pk
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Sirius
The Disclosiure project by Steven Greer , just saw it on vimeo thanks to a thread on it. Greer is copping a lot of flack for doing this video / movie and i cant for the life of me understand why . . .
I saw it , yes it didnt have much ididnt already know but it was still interesting. I was hoping on some information about the planet Sirius a or B known as the Dog Star but not much if anything ... I would have liked info or at least a clear photo of Sirius ... Sirius as depicted on photos of our galaxy is blanked out ... i would love a clear and real photo of this planet but thats another movie ...i see ..
Perhaps a movie called the " Can i see Uranus Project ? "
I am making jokes .. look , i liked the movie , Steven Greer is possibly helping many understand or wake up to the facts .. We in the alternative media circles cannot scoff at such a huge feat . At least someone is giving it a go and i thank him for that . We can come up with all sorts of ulterior motives but they lead nowhere.
It seems to me the nae sayers have swallowed the fear campaign on alien invasion when they give this guy a hard time. I cant see the point my self.
Well worth a looksie
Alien Star Rating 7
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Absolutely agree about District 9. Simply great!
Now, if you want a more gentle, cerebral, spiritual kind of movie try Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter....and Spring. The most gorgeous, sensual movie I've ever seen. Bewildering in it's elegance and simplicity. No discription can do service to this masterpiece.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spri...er-and-spring/
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Absolutely agree about District 9. Simply great!
Now, if you want a more gentle, cerebral, spiritual kind of movie try Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter....and Spring. The most gorgeous, sensual movie I've ever seen. Bewildering in it's elegance and simplicity. No discription can do service to this masterpiece.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/spri...er-and-spring/
Absolutely ! thank you
cant wait to get it out .. aah but i have to pay late fees .. hmmm lol
will do a review for sure
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Iron Man 3
well hat can i say , i really like Robert Downey , he is totally cool and his dialogue is well done. Doney is alays Downey but it just works. Gwenneth Paltrow is annoying as usual and i missed Scarlett Johansson .. she still hasnt called me ... hmm , anyways It was your typical Iron Man classic , lots of explosions , nice cars and lavish parties.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2CzoSeClcw0
Alien Star Rating 6
and for those who missed Scarlett in iron man 3 .. here she is .. aaah
https://youtube.com/watch?v=oD-Uwv8NAQw
PS she totally did all those stunts in one take .. .ya..
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The Trip
what can i say , i simply adore steeve coogans sence of irony and his absolute dis regard for political corectness. i saw this movie twice at the cinema. English movies truly got it down. Simple and script driven without one explosion or gun in sight .. love it
Highly recommended !
Alien Star Rating 10
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xSWSth29MSM&list=RD02HFIQIpC5_wY
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K8BPP4ASQWo&list=RD02HFIQIpC5_wY
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Jack Reacher
meh , its another Cruise moovie .. yeah but you know what .. Cruise is coming into his own right now .. he is reallly really good and i like him.
and the blonde was cute
Alien Star Rating
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DJANGO
ok .. soooo tarantino has a fantasy to go round shooting bad guys , yeah ?
Its a western , its a good one , challenging to watch , graphic but not too much .. the dialogue was meticulously captured by tarantino , hats off
leonardo di caprio was awesome , jamie foxx and christoph waltz were splendid !
id watch it again
Alien Star Rating 8
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PS , my apologies i was going to post a trailer but i had to endure a tv commercial and what seemed an eternity of a news anchor talking for about 4 seconds... i had to shut youtube down, sorry .. but advertising seems so stupid these days.
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i just watched this movie last night for the first time: Dark City..... have you seen it yet Nanoo Nanoo? here is the trailer:
warmest regards, corson
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Dark City is one of my favs - was it the directors cut? if so nice work :)
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i just watched this movie last night for the first time: Dark City..... have you seen it yet Nanoo Nanoo? here is the trailer:
warmest regards, corson
that lloks awesome ! , and jennifer conelly , reeer ! hubba hubba
ill get into it asap !
thanks corson
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Dark City is one of my favs - was it the directors cut? if so nice work :)
i do not think it was the director's cut. but it was still very interesting and strange.....
warmest regards, corson
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Dutchsinse just posted this on Facebook
Of interest is the movie's premise that HAARP is responsible for causing tornadoes. It came out in 2011, I think, and it's the first time I've seen anything about it, but it might have been a good way to bring HAARP to the public's attention.
Has anyone seen it?
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6/21/2013 — Metal Tornado Sci-Fi movie — HAARP wireless power causing Tornadoes
June 21, 2013 Michael Janitch Reply
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Michael (played by Lou Diamond Phillips), is a prominent electromagnetics expert. He is the lead scientist on a project to transmit / receive high frequency pulses of WIRELESS ELECTRICITY at a Rectenna Array in the United States (literally at what appears to be the HAARP IRI antenna array).
The plot of the movie revolves around Michael’s discovery of a problem within the system. His discovery, this process of wireless energy transfer is causing electromagnetically formed tornadoes at the base receiver stations.
No one believes Michael when he tries to warn them, he is laughed at and ridiculed, and also intimidated by “higher powers” who refuse to listen… even when damage from the tornado begins to actualize.
Michael, his Geologist friend, and a few concerned scientists, are the only thing standing in the way of the..
METAL TORNADO!
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i just watched this movie last night for the first time: Dark City..... have you seen it yet Nanoo Nanoo? here is the trailer:
warmest regards, corson
I looked for this today in the store but wasnt there .. instead i have The Hobbit . . ill get back to you in a few days once i have digested it properly.
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Nanoo, next time just buy Dark City, don't settle for less. You will understand why after you watch it.
Not only I have met the designer of the film (interesting person to know), but the concept and the story are in almost complete alignment with some of the themes in this forum. In my humble opinion.
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Nanoo, next time just buy Dark City, don't settle for less. You will understand why after you watch it.
Not only I have met the designer of the film (interesting person to know), but the concept and the story are in almost complete alignment with some of the themes in this forum. In my humble opinion.
Hey Chocolate , i did want to buy it , i went to a department store that sells dvd's but they didnt have it in stock. I saw the Hobbit and had to have it . my artner is a huge fan so we started last night and will finish it today.
I do very much want to get dark City.
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The Hobbit
Tolkeins prelude to the lord of the rings trilogy.. I must say the direction is different to the rest By Peter Jackson and i like it .. just a tiny difference to give it authenticity of an earlier time. It was enchanting but not too much and some good moments. I enjoyed watching it ! Kate Blanchetts role was minimal which was great ! and Hugo Weaving actually should consider being an elf full time , he makes an awesome elf !
excellent cinematogrophy and telecine grading was just right
costumes were fantastic and scenery .. well , i wanted to live there my self ... made me home sick ..
Very nice
Alien Star Rating 8
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The Abyss
Ok , i dont know how i missed this one. The movie is a camel ride , you get on board and sail off for a loooong journey. Its suspenceful and very well acted ( for the 80's that is )
I did drift of at times and it took me two sittings to finish the movie but the twist at the end was well worth it ! in my opinion the most accurate picture of our true state of affairs with regard to our extra terrestrial involvement. Mary Elizabeth Mastroantonio was great in this movie ( even tho she took up 90 % of the script ) Ed Harris gets the prize. He was extrodinary in his role and the direction was , for an 80's movie , excellent. ( directors were still finding their footing in the 80's )
If you like suspence and have had a few coffees then this movie is for you.
Alien Star Rating 9
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lJyRF0Fzl9Y
( sorry about the trailor , it was the 80's where every trailor started with the words " In a World " with a deep creepy voice over .. ugh )
Good Thread Nanoo :)
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Nanoo, if you haven't already I would recommend two movies.
The Fountain & What Dreams May Come.
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Hey Nanoo Nanoo, have you ever seen the original Dune movie by David Lynch ?
It is one of my all time favorites. It was way ahead of its time, filmed back in the 80s I think.
By the way, what is the max score on your rating scale?
I recently worked with David Lynch ; 0 ) Yes Dune is an awesome movie but i just cannot stand sting .. what a wanker. sorry i know he is a great guy but he comes across like his poop dosent smell ... and thats turns me off watching it ..
and i was wondering when someone might ask me the scale of the Alien Star Rating. It is out of 13 : 0 )
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Nanoo, if you haven't already I would recommend two movies.
The Fountain & What Dreams May Come.
Coming from you my dear friend i will definitely give them a look : 0 )
Naniu
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I thought id make up a segment called
Nanoo's favorite funny scenes section or " NFFSS " for short. Its got moments that made me laugh so god damn hard it hurt my entire little ant body ! Now i know these may not be funny to all but to me these moments truly mark brilliant and subliminal comedic architecture.
First ( not in any order of preference )
Yes Man , 4 min 30 where terrence rubs the microphone on jims nose ... that just absolutely made me spit chips !
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GH9lvalP9BY
Another movie i adore in every way possible , Throw Momma From the Train for Dan33 ( criss cross ) he'd love that , i know ...
When de vito hits crystal in the head with the frying pan i just lost it to the point of tears ! something about the romance of slap stick so bravely attempted and geniously pulled off gets to me .. love it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=k1900A_ktEg
And i have to save the best till last .. i know i said i wouldnt put these in order but i think by devine design its hit me now .. two of my favorie writers on this planet Matt Stone and Trey Parker. When it comes to being wrong i dont think anybody could possibly do it better ... they hit paralells of nutty thinking that truly get me in a place that i still cannot define .. and i love being on that edge of nowhere..
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HIPljGWGNt4
Warning for the next one , it has graphic depictions of marionettes having sex .. but when they finish and he tells her how he feels , she asks him to be quiet and pokes him in the eye .. and they keep it in the movie on purpose ... that just kills me ! LMAO !
https://youtube.com/watch?v=u7tXpBrpecA
The tuk ur jebs !
https://youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
i have to go to the toilet ... ill be back with more ... maybe
lol
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