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You had better jump on it, Mike. If not, I'm gonna snag some of that fine herb and become ultra-hyper-uber-immortal, which, as you can guess, would include exponentially more "really's" in the...

finally! a question!

but such a bad one...

it's ok. god loves a tryer

about 500 years ago, on my 722nd birthday on a different timeline, i was driving back home from my downtown area with a friend. the highway straddled a lake, and as i gazed out over the water i...

fascinating. truly.

i eagerly await your question.

Good question. There's things I can and can't talk about. But I can't really talk about the things I can talk about, and I can talk less about the things I can't. I can't even really talk about...

****, i think i'm being followed. wait, never mind, i'm in a conga line...

(celebrating my 1,222nd birthday)

oh, i see. it's like infinity infinity. that makes total sense.

what about scalar weapons? could they harm us? i don't know what they are exactly, but i have them listed here as something i...

well that would be too...um...too,uh....sorry, hang on a sec...

("what's that word again Corey?")

invasive! that's it. it would be too invasive. you know, like hypnotism.

p.s. send me a pm...

you too? damn. you're so bloody mysterious. i respect and resent you all at once.

how did you know i met that man? who have you been talking to? wait, what's this? what have i done? a thread?...

I first found out when I was approached by a strange looking man I can't really talk about. He told me some stuff I can't really say anything too specific about. So forth.

Ask me some questions.