Search:

There's this gold guitar.
For sale in Staines-Upon-Thames.
We just call it Staines.

I need a spare, because my Ibanez is a pain to tune with its tremolo rocking thing, and its locked-down...

The Sycamore seed
Spins wildly, blind and confused,
but lands where it should.

"As sharp as a tack."
It has to be said because...
...it's simply not true.
Pause.

Mike pause. Say this smiling that made me laugh pause it reminds me of these from cakewrecks:

https://i.postimg.cc/c1KMdrJ3/image.png
...

I bought the T-shirt. In metallic gold letters: it says Jesus Freak.

True story.

Oh wow! That's a great hoax!

Thanks to Harmony for the correction!

Kids in Australia Utah protest against fellow students who identify as animals. Turns out the students who identify as animals act like animals. People who...

At first the stabbings in Reading, UK in 2020 were blamed on mental illness even though the guy was shouting "Allahu Akbar" while attacking. Then another Muslim man stepped forward and appeared in...

From expose-news.com:
...

Fox jumps over dog.
Achieved because she is quick,
and he is lazy.

Wars and its rumours:
Escalating, ratchetting...
...never gets calmer.

Echoed here for prosperity. It's 'accelerated aging' so that's that explained, we can all pack up and go home now sarcasm sarcasm.




https://i.postimg.cc/76gr0Kzg/image.png

No irony meant.
I don't like conformity,

the same as you don't.

Know waxed fingertips?

It's exactly how they feel,


after holding strings.

https://i.postimg.cc/59ZSKtwn/image.png

Posting a parcel
Post Office has degraded,
I'll use DPD.

Doesn't sound unreasonable, you're obviously smart and perceptive. Psychologically I've kind of blown a fuse which means I don't currently feel a rising anxiety appropriate for the world around me. I...

Ahhh ...I have something called a 'Supercard', which has a picture of Boba Fett on it, while not being anything to do with Star Wars. I used it to run Linux on my DS, and upload my own code but I...

Ok I know the feeling. I doubt an LDS member would have missed your first couple of posts if they looked at this thread. I'm not convinced you would influence them how you intended (in the...

My friend's mum got a call from someone/thing with the voice of my friend, asking for emergency money because "she lost her phone". It wasn't my friend though. Leading up to this my friend got a...

What about Catholics? They're not responsible for their Church's corruption. What about Scientologists? Some of them are the NICEST people you will meet, right? They really care. Like REALLY care....