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    I PMed Bill Ryan per your request for a new emoji representing spiritual lobotomy, Satan.
    I will probably PM TinTin as well, as I think he is probably the one responsible for emojis.
    Hopefully they will answer you here, right on this thread, as I'm sure they would have something worthwhile to contribute.
    And no doubt you will enjoy the attention.
    (I agree that would be a useful emoji, especially considering the vaccine news these days. I'm assuming you had something to do with concocting that poisonous prick?)



    You really do like to make people bleed, don't you?

    Well, and thank you in return for the question, but actually I had never heard of Ed Dames before seeing the other current thread bringing our attention to his attempt to remote view you.
    Easy for you to claim after the fact that you were fully aware, but I was really just wondering if you really were aware, or if you were just off sulking in a corner somewhere, or doing something reprehensible but unrelated.
    We'll have to check on the timing and see what disasters were happening around then.
    But I will have to leave it to other forum members to update us on the status of Ed Dames, post that remote viewing debacle.

    What exactly is it that obliges you to arrive when your name is uttered?
    Now there's a question for you, Satan, and I know we'd all like to hear the answer to that one.
    Does it normally affect you like this...



    ...or do you welcome it at times?
    What about when you are being Unsummoned?

    Here's another question: what have you had to do with all the racism controversy going on now?
    Are we going to have to start portraying you as black now (instead of red) in order to give the black race equal power, and take the red race off the hook?





    Or is it that we have to assert that you are white because the whites are having their feet held to the fire these days?
    Or perhaps that you are actually a woman to help ensure more equality for the genders?





    Or is it true that you are transexual?






    (I wonder if Satan is getting tired of confusing and befuddling the far Left yet?
    I have to give him credit for that piece of work, but I can certainly see how it may have been wearying even for him...
    It may be that Satan will be mulling over how to answer those questions for some time, also how to make himself appear in a favorable light in the process.
    But forum members don't have to wait for his replies if they care to post in this thread.
    He can't resist posting here for the attention it gets him, though sometimes he can hold off for quite awhile if he just can't get the steam up.
    But there's no harm in playing on this particular devil's playground, I think.)



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    Onawah, you appear to have asked an earnest question about Ed Dames. Thank you. I'm going to choose to ignore all the other sh!t you've written and attempt to answer it.

    Actually I'm gonna ignore that question too.
    I think Satan's losing his steam. Whaddya'll think?

    Satan was losing his steam about 10 pages ago darling! I hope you're not just noticing now. If you're expecting some performing flea I'm not your guy. Mike might offer some jokes or a story, but I ain't him. And let's thank the halls of Hades for that! I got over the novelty of my cleverness long ago, and feel very little need to demonstrate it anymore. Mike on the other hand, the soulless, emotionally needy git he is...

    Admitting you own a Doreen Virtue book has earned you some points with Satan. As a symbolic gesture of reciprocity, I'll admit to - when in the proper mood - enjoying a little Air Supply. But don't think this gesture makes us friends. I still hate you and everything your incense addled brain cells stand for.

    Onawah, about Ed Dames...

    Let me ask you this: have you heard much from Ed Dames in recent years? Yeah, neither have I. Oh, you want to know if I had anything to do with that, do you? Well just wait a moment while I act annoyingly coy about it..

    ....
    ....
    ....
    ....

    Of course I f'ing did!

    When my name is uttered, I'm obliged to arrive. So when Dames was announcing his strategy to the world on that silly radio show, I heard every last word of it. A fool that man is! It would have been no different had a general phoned his enemy and declared, "We're approaching from the south and we'll arrive on your shores at noon. You and your troops be ready!" He "remote viewed" me alright, and then I trapped him..much like you might a fly in a glass..watching it slowly die of oxygen deprivation before plucking off it's wings so it could drunkenly wobble it's way to an ignominious and humiliating death.

    What does that all mean? Well I basically gave the man a spiritual lobotomy. I'll put you in charge of telling the owner of this place that we need a spiritual lobotomy emoji.
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    Quote Posted by onawah (here)
    I PMed Bill Ryan per your request for a new emoji representing spiritual lobotomy, Satan.

    ~~~

    I have a question for Satan. It's about depopulation.

    I know you're behind the push to kill everyone off. You don't need to admit to that. But isn't that a little self-defeating?

    With only a few humans left, you'd not have nearly as much fun playing with them all. And only the smarter ones might be still around, so they might not fall for your tricks so easily. What gives?
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    Default Re: I Am The TRUE Satan - Any Questions?

    1. If I were the Devil, by Paul Harvey (an American broadcaster) originally broadcast on April 3rd, 1965.



    Quote If I were the devil If I were the Prince of Darkness, Id want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And Id have a third of its real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldnt be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree Thee. So Id set about however necessary to take over the United States. Id subvert the churches first Id begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: Do as you please.

    To the young, I would whisper that The Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that whats bad is good, and whats good is square. And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, Our Father, which art in Washington

    And then Id get organized. Id educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. Id threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. Id pedal narcotics to whom I could. Id sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. Id tranquilize the rest with pills.

    If I were the devil Id soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings Id have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions just let those run wild, until before you knew it, youd have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.

    Within a decade Id have prisons overflowing, Id have judges promoting pornography soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil Id make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

    If I were the devil Id take from those who have, and give to those who want until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.

    And what do you bet I could get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich? I would caution against extremes and hard work in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on the TV is the way to be. And thus, I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil Id just keep right on doing what hes doing.

    Paul Harvey, good day.
    2. Interview With The Devil | Outwitting The Devil | The Secret To Freedom And Success By Napoleon Hill

    Well worth a listen!


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    Quote Posted by Bill Ryan (here)
    Quote Posted by onawah (here)
    I PMed Bill Ryan per your request for a new emoji representing spiritual lobotomy, Satan.

    ~~~

    I have a question for Satan. It's about depopulation.

    I know you're behind the push to kill everyone off. You don't need to admit to that. But isn't that a little self-defeating?

    With only a few humans left, you'd not have nearly as much fun playing with them all. And only the smarter ones might be still around, so they might not fall for your tricks so easily. What gives?


    It's a good question.

    It's all to do with worthy opponents. If I can't stay interested and engaged, I risk blinking out of existence..at least from your perspective. My desire to exist and wreak havoc is mostly responsible for me keeping form in this dimension - that, and the energy I siphon off people I manipulate. The thing is, those people have to have energy worth siphoning.

    If you put a mouse in a cage a snake will take it's sweet time eating it. There isn't much motivation involved in that game. And the energetic payoff is negligible.

    I was in a shopping mall today, and I saw this woman toss 2 hamburgers in her mouth and finish them off in a matter of seconds, like a crocodile. And then she wiped her mouth with her shirt. After that she wadded up her bag and stared dumbly at the trash can, which was roughly 10 feet away, as if her jedi powers might cause it to slide to her side so she could forsake the 3 second effort walking to it. When she was comfortable no one was looking she tossed the bag awkwardly in the general direction of the trash can, missing by a good 5 feet. Then she got up and waddled off like a fat penguin, moving right past the bag without picking it up.

    Not too far away a fully grown man was wiping a booger underneath his chair with his right hand while watching fake wrestling on his phone with his left

    I ask you sincerely: why should these people even be allowed to exist? Why? So the fat penguin lady can mate with the fake wrestling loving booger guy?

    I'm blessed in a way because I can remove emotion from any equation in a snap. You people call this "psychopathy". I call it convenient. If someone is drowning and you approach to assist, that person must stop flailing if you're both to survive. Otherwise you both die. A sober decision must be made in that instant, divorced from emotion. On earth, at this moment, the weak are flailing. You have to let them go. And I'm happy to take them. It leaves worthy opponents remaining, and that's where I truly get my kicks

    p.s. thanks for the new emoji
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    Onawah, you're quite direct, aren't you? Asking about my sex life and all...

    Fair enough.

    I'll tell you briefly how all this sexual confusion came to be. The cliff notes anyway..

    A friend once told me this story about an older couple who desperately wanted children but could never conceive. They'd been having sex for many, many years, daily!..so that wasn't the issue. The issue was, they had a profound misunderstanding about sex. It seemed impossible that they couldn't sort it out, but they couldn't. By age 50 the wife was incontinent and the man, named Larry, suffered many bacterial infections. They gave it up, and it left a huge hole in their souls.

    The issue was this: the man had learned all he knew about sex from a short conversation with his older brother, where the brother had described a certain type of unconventional sex his girlfriend allowed only once a year, on his birthday..as a treat of sorts.

    Shortly after his wife died of colon cancer Larry was on his death bed, dying of a broken heart. He and his brother spoke, and he expressed his deep sadness over never having a family. When it became apparent why, the older brother consoled Larry by telling him it had been his birthday nearly every day in this life, which was a nice consolation prize...wasn't it Larry? Larry? Larry are you still with me?

    ..Larry had died. The shock of his stupidity had stopped his heart.

    Well this story just tickled me, and I made it my life's work to confuse everybody in similar ways. This is how it all started, but there's too much to be said about it all in one post. Ask me again later
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    Quote Posted by happyuk (here)
    1. If I were the Devil, by Paul Harvey (an American broadcaster) originally broadcast on April 3rd, 1965.



    Quote If I were the devil If I were the Prince of Darkness, Id want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And Id have a third of its real estate, and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldnt be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree Thee. So Id set about however necessary to take over the United States. Id subvert the churches first Id begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: Do as you please.

    To the young, I would whisper that The Bible is a myth. I would convince them that man created God instead of the other way around. I would confide that whats bad is good, and whats good is square. And the old, I would teach to pray, after me, Our Father, which art in Washington

    And then Id get organized. Id educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting. Id threaten TV with dirtier movies and vice versa. Id pedal narcotics to whom I could. Id sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. Id tranquilize the rest with pills.

    If I were the devil Id soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings Id have mesmerizing media fanning the flames. If I were the devil I would encourage schools to refine young intellects, but neglect to discipline emotions just let those run wild, until before you knew it, youd have to have drug sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.

    Within a decade Id have prisons overflowing, Id have judges promoting pornography soon I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the houses of Congress. And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion, and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls, and church money. If I were the devil Id make the symbols of Easter an egg and the symbol of Christmas a bottle.

    If I were the devil Id take from those who have, and give to those who want until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.

    And what do you bet I could get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich? I would caution against extremes and hard work in Patriotism, in moral conduct. I would convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun, that what you see on the TV is the way to be. And thus, I could undress you in public, and I could lure you into bed with diseases for which there is no cure. In other words, if I were the devil Id just keep right on doing what hes doing.

    Paul Harvey, good day.
    2. Interview With The Devil | Outwitting The Devil | The Secret To Freedom And Success By Napoleon Hill

    Well worth a listen!



    Reading all that really warmed my heart. Hell of a plan, no?

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    I was sure you wouldn't mind, Satan, you being such an exhibitionist and all...
    Quote Onawah, you're quite direct, aren't you? Asking about my sex life and all...
    I wasn't really asking about your sex life.
    (Pardon me, but actually, I would rather be spared any details when it comes to that. )




    (But you might find this thread to be of interest: "Men, ejaculating is the single biggest handicap you can give yourself in the game of life"
    https://projectavalon.net/forum4/sho...=1#post1416119
    And I might be interested in hearing your comments about that.

    While readers of this thread might be interested in: "20 Basic Tactics Used By Narcissists, Sociopaths And Psychopaths To manipulate And Silence A Prey"
    https://projectavalon.net/forum4/sho...=1#post1148247 )


    I was actually more interested in knowing your political motivations, if any, in causing so much confusion.
    No doubt you could care less what the Left or the Right are up to, but you seem to be spending a lot more time and energy screwing with the Left than with the Right these days, and I just wondered why.
    Do you have a particular antipathy toward the Left nowadays?
    What do you think about the WOKE movement?


    I'd say it's fitting that you see yourself as having a redeeming function, as being a sort of scavenger of the human race.





    So do you consider that you are serving a higher purpose (via the culling from the human population those who are not evolving)?
    Buddhism says that existence is about much more than Good versus Evil, and that it's also about cycles of evolution.
    In the work of the author Carlos Castaneda, the concept of the "worthy opponent" is used when referring to the evolution of a human who is intent on evolving.

    My question is, are YOU really a worthy opponent? And do you spare those opponents whom you consider to be worthy?
    We probably already know your answer to this, as I imagine you don't consider yourself to be evolving, but as an already perfected being.
    But I think you enjoy these kinds of philosophical riddles, do you not?




    UPDATE: PS SO, Satan, you can bet that lots of female Avalon members are going to be leaping to Mike's defense after his post here: https://projectavalon.net/forum4/sho...=1#post1427341
    Which, I would say, was not only sincere on Mike's part, but very well played, as well.
    The Unconditional Love of mothers has got to be your most unfavorite thing, and I don't imagine you like Her Day very much at all.
    BTW, did you remember YOUR mother on Mother's Day?
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    Bringing this to your attention, Satan:
    https://projectavalon.net/forum4/sho...=1#post1428974
    It's a thread about appreciating vaginas, but Mike deserves some appreciation from you as well for his contribution there, so I am calling you to task once again.
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    Quote Posted by onawah (here)
    Bringing this to your attention, Satan:
    https://projectavalon.net/forum4/sho...=1#post1428974
    It's a thread about appreciating vaginas, but Mike deserves some appreciation from you as well for his contribution there, so I am calling you to task once again.


    Hell I wrote that post for him! He just doesn't know it yet. I do that from time to time.

    But jeez, even I felt weird after that guy posted a picture of that alleged clam. So perpetuating that thread backfired on me. I'm not perfect, just almost perfect.

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