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    Default Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    WTF !

    El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.
    73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department.

    Originally interrogated about 4 crimes committed in the region in the 1990s, the retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years.

    Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them.

    In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume.

    FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing.

    “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.”

    According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long.

    “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.”

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    Default Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    World News Daily: World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website,

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    Default Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    Thanks for the heads up - so no truth in it at all?

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    Default Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    Errrmmm, so when you go to the main website: https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/

    Scroll to the bottom and see this:
    World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
    WORLD NEWS DAILY REPORT @ COPYRIGHT 2013

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    Default Re: Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    Is Texas a UFO hotspot?

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    Default Re: Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    Quote Posted by jebrenham (here)
    Is Texas a UFO hotspot?
    I have to ask what your definition of hot spot is in lieu of the subject matter!

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    Default Re: Satire: Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as an alien

    That's gross.
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