Funny Songs

**Sue (Ayt)** · 31st July 2022 22:03

Some things never change...
(1976)

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ

**Bluegreen** · 13th January 2023 04:40

Gimme back my wig!

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2KtFVZzXRM

**Open Minded Dude** · 16th February 2023 20:27

This is a song about the perceived merits of 'well endowed' women (from a mainly male (Bavarian?) perspective).

(And yes ... Dicke Titten = Big Tits).

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=thJgU9jkdU4

Rammstein - Big Boobs

I live alone for many years already
Life is dull, every day is grey
I lose patience, sanity, and hair
I would like to have a woman

And I'm losing hope
To find a female partner
Who is the perfect match for me
No, there is no luck in sight

She doesn't have to be beautiful
She doesn't have to be smart
No
She doesn't have to be rich
No model with long strides -
But big tits!

Like an always open wound
Blood drips out of the soul
The only consolation is small dogs
A fine little lady would be good

A fine little lady would be great
I'm not demanding at all
I'm not picky at all
When it comes down to it

She doesn’t have to be beautiful
She doesn't have to be smart
No
She doesn't have to be rich
But I would like to ask for one thing:
Big tits!

I'm not demanding at all
But big breasts would be great

She doesn't have to be beautiful
She doesn't have to be smart
She just has to be rich
On fat tissue please, please
She won't miss anything with me
She doesn't even need to kiss me
She doesn’t need to feed me with grapes
She just has to have gigantic tits

Big tits!

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