If you could ask God a question...

[Constance]

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[Mashika]

How do you like your bad side? Ever though about talking to it?

[GMB1961]

In the beginning you created the heavens and the earth and then you created light. Did you really do all that other stuff IN THE DARK?

[Eagle Eye]

Posted by GMB1961 (here)
In the beginning you created the heavens and the earth and then you created light. Did you really do all that other stuff IN THE DARK?

[2:255] ...His Throne extends over the heavens and the earth, and He feels no fatigue in guarding and preserving them. And He is the Most High, the Most Great.

Mod note from Bill: this thread is rather like a pasteboard for interesting questions and thought-provoking viewpoints — humor, also. (Rather like the Great Quotes thread!)
It'd actually very much detract from the spirit of the thread if it was filled with Biblical references — which (after all) are man's written words, thousands of years ago, not actually those of God Himself.

[Eagle Eye]

That's what people in time of Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and Muhammad have said, man's written or spoken words.
Anyway I thought someone might be interested how the holy scriptures, answers to many interesting questions.

[Mashika]

Posted by Iceberg (here)

Posted by GMB1961 (here)
In the beginning you created the heavens and the earth and then you created light. Did you really do all that other stuff IN THE DARK?

[2:255] ...His Throne extends over the heavens and the earth, and He feels no fatigue in guarding and preserving them. And He is the Most High, the Most Great.

Mod note from Bill: this thread is rather like a pasteboard for interesting questions and thought-provoking viewpoints — humor, also. (Rather like the Great Quotes thread!)
It'd actually very much detract from the spirit of the thread if it was filled with Biblical references — which (after all) are man's written words, thousands of years ago, not actually those of God Himself.

I would like to add this, just because it seems to never catch up must but a few

"You can't prove the 'book' is right, by quoting the book itself"

I wish people would think about that first, it detriments any attempt of understanding "God" or whatever other thought you have in your mind at the time

[greybeard]

Asking questions of God is a bit like talking to yourself.
You might even get an answer---smiling.
Chris

[Mark (Star Mariner)]

I ask this very often and have for years, to God, Spirit, the Universe, whatever you want to call it..

What the hell is going on!?

[Gwin Ru]

...

... (screechy old dial-up sound...)...

"Yes"...

"Where the hell have you been all this time... multiplying old testament cargo-cults across your universe?"

[Hym]

Every time I browse by this thread,
woven by the weavers
in the City of Avalon....
I ask this question and
I hear this song:

"What if God was one of us?
Just a stranger on a bus,
trying to find his way home?"
(lyrics and song by Joan Osborne)

Would not the combined consciousness,
The creators of all this world,
The everything in all,
Look back upon its own self
And remind itself of its
Connection to all of creation?

Freeing itself and non-dual self
to jump back in this very little world ocean
And dream the impossible dream
of creation....
Fighting the unbeatable foe
And going where the brave dare not follow?

Is it that, or a comedy summit,
Curing the worlds of human's ills,
that is truly a godly pursuit?

[amor]

My question to God would be: "Dear God, would you grant us a wonderful, loving, blissful and memorable life experience between every one of your insatiable grabs for more knowledge as experienced by us in the following lifetime?"

[amor]

Well, I have had a really wonderful belly aching laugh at all of us, and so must God be. I take special note of Chris's answer, the question about "Did you do all that work in the dark?", and Doug's remark about how in hell Biden could win the Presidency. At that point I started to cry, and decided to do a Mind Link with the Australian Wild Men and send the Communist Democrats and their Dirty Tricks Crew to the nether ends of darkness. I think that may be God's intention anyway.

[Daughter of Time]

Dear Source,

If all blessings flow from you, do damnations flow from you as well?

Do you really have an adversary commonly known as Satan, or is he your creation too, or is he the creation of man?

Does karma really work? Do we all get what we deserve in this lifetime or future ones? And can bad karma be created with deeds that were meant to be benevolent?

With love,

Daughter of Time

[syrwong]

Almost all questions of spiritualty have been answered by some wise men or books, if we know where to find. So I would ask, since God is not going to spend a lot of time with me,
Name me a wise man or a book that is closest to your truth, the advanced truth you want us to know eventually.

[GMB1961]

Why would you give us the capability of logic and reason and expect us not to use it when it comes to belief in you and your words?

[OopsWrongPlanet?]

Where do you go on holiday?

[GMB1961]

Why do innocent children and babies have to suffer with terminal diseases such as cancer is that part of YOUR plan?

[Constance]

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[Hermoor]

More a declaration of intent I suppose....

.... just try wiping my memory again and sending me back to this accursed khazi for another round of imbecilities. I dare you. There'll be my meanest frying pan waiting for you if you do. I'll mercilessly bludgeon you about the head with it until the end of time. Don't think you haven't been warned!

Cor. I feel so much better for getting that off my chest. Been wanting to say it for about 27 580 years.

[Hermoor]

When are you and Satan just gonna knock it off, eh? Like a pair of errant school kids the both of you.