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    Default Need a Job? The New Taliban Air Force is Hiring!

    Thanks to America, the Taliban now has an Air Force. And it's fairly diverse.

    From choppers to jets to attack planes, we have an entire fleet that the U.S. left behind on a platter. We knew that America has a history of arming terror groups, but we didn't know that the planes and choppers would be that sophisticated.Thanks Joe!

    High paying jobs as flight instructors now available.
    ID is not a problem and you don't need to wear a mask.
    Promotions will follow quickly and we pay in Afghan cash!

    We are not looking for experience consisting of small piper plane instructors like that
    last group from the Twin Towers - we need qualified ex-military or present military
    pilots - the kind that could teach a donkey to add and subtract - patience is a must.

    I suppose that at some point maintenance will be needed, but we won't be hiring for those positions for a few years or so.

    And you won't need to dress yourselves, clean your personal spaces, or walk to work - we still have plenty of slaves available to work at your beck and call. (Kick them if they complain.)
    And yes, we still offer Falafel Friday in our dining lounge.

    Offer not open to women. Period.

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    Default Re: Need a Job? The New Taliban Air Force is Hiring!

    This is so not Avalon.

    Mod note from Bill:

    Yes, agreed... closing the thread.

    Last edited by Bill Ryan; 2nd September 2021 at 20:50.

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