Do ETs do stand-up comedy?

[Kryztian]

Yes, aliens have a sense of humor.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6U12HEsTMMk

[RatRodRob...RRR]

Do ETs......

Have more than two genders
Identify as a cat
Allow their children to mutilate their bodies
Support same sex marriage
Allow abortions
Have jails
Like satay chicken



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[RatRodRob...RRR]

Posted by Mark (Star Mariner) (here)
Do they have sex, and if so how does that work, and what does it look like?

(forgive my brain for going straight to sex but hey, whatcha gonna do...)

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Yeah they have sex, but its in tablet form and lasts for a week, they call it "Pillin"..............Lol

Dont know what it looks like and dont wanna know.

One thing i do know is that they spend alot of time cutting their finger nails, cause you know, cause of "probing".

RRR

[Rawhide68]

This is a bit creepy I get goosebumps thinking about it.

I had a dream that I was inside a huge spaceship, and for some reason they walked me down to a compartment in the ship were they had a table tennis table, and they wanted me to show them how to play table tennis 🙄.
Anyway this was a short gray, and he hardly got the hang of it, even though I played like against a child.


dream ended. but I remembered it, because it was so bizzare.

A week went by, and I was visiting a friend I hadn't seen for years in south of Stockholm, when I walked by a storefront window with an alien holding a table tennis racket!
What on earth !...

I posted a photo of it in this forum, back then, under Synchronicity.

PS I only played table tennis as a child, I'm definitely no expert in that sports.
DS

[Vicus]

There is something nobody mentioned here: passion!

We all know the poor poet/painter, street musician, indie whatever...
It could be interesting for" them" or repulsive animal instinct, but in this planet if you don't have it...you can not excel
in nothing!

Look around and everything you see was created by passionate men about something:

beauty, architecture, all arts, all science, sports, you name it...

Everything begin upon creativity (Archons don't have it!) then come the passion about!

That's why they are jealous...and if they continue to visit/studied us, is because they try to find the "formula" to
"use it" for them? or against us? who knows...

Don't let them foolish you with their technology gizmos or their supposed "advanced" spirituality?

what ? do you want to sing for all eternity OOOOOHHHHMMM... please...

On Earth we like it raw and real! that's the Game here!

[Bill Ryan]

Posted by Denise/Dizi (here)

Posted by Mercedes (here)
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

There's a wonderful little story recounted by (I believe) Linda Howe many years ago. It might have been from her series of late 1990s interviews with a witness named Kewper/Stein, later the subject of Ron Garner's book Anonymous and also interviewed on camera on his deathbed in 2014 by Richard Dolan.

According to Kewper/Stein, he attended an interview of a telepathic ET being (a typical 'gray alien') who was in a small room behind a glass screen. There was a military telepath who was conveying questions to the being posed by some of the military observers present.

One of those observers, a devout Christian, asked:

"Are you a Demon?"

The being walked up and down in his small room, looking at the ceiling, exasperated. He replied: (you can imagine a human doing this )

"Am I a Demon? Am I a Demon? He wants to know if I'm a Demon!!"

[Matthew]

Posted by Bill Ryan (here)
...

One of those observers, a devout Christian, asked:

"Are you a Demon?"

The being walked up and down in his small room, looking at the ceiling, exasperated. He replied: (you can imagine a human doing this )

"Am I a Demon? Am I a Demon? He wants to know if I'm a Demon!!"

If how we are infuriates them, and they don't have the understanding to empathise, sympathise and rise above it, I'm hoping they'll stay away. Christians are amongst the worlds persecuted, although not where I am. The last thing the world needs is aliens joining in with that. There are some humans that act as if they are demons, reading Cathy O'Brien. It's part of our world and thankfully it's a frame of reference we have, although a desperate one.

[Mercedes]

Posted by Denise/Dizi (here)

Posted by Mercedes (here)
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

Really? You mean funny looking or...something else ?

[Mark (Star Mariner)]

Posted by Denise/Dizi (here)

Posted by Mercedes (here)
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

And maybe some are among us, plying their trade on Earth!

Kaufman was one odd fellow...

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=tXFsbWEdYew

[Hamish]

Hello,

If the other races in this universe and other universes and other dimesions don't do what Bill asked, well the Universe would be a very dull place.

Now, how cool would it be to see a typical looking gray, doing the moon walk in their dwelling and telling it's friends, family, earth just dropped Avatar 2 and off to watch it.

[Losus4]

"How many human's does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"One... they haven't even learned telekenisis yet"

[Denise/Dizi]

Posted by Mercedes (here)

Posted by Denise/Dizi (here)

Posted by Mercedes (here)
I think that for the most part they do not have a sense of humor, then again I can very well be wrong.

Actually I believe that some of them are quite funny!

Really? You mean funny looking or...something else ?

No, honestly I mean humor funny...

I have had telepathic communications with a few... And they, while quite analytical, know your thoughts and emotions, often times before you do... And they react to them... They will say things, or do things that will make you stop in your tracks and laugh out loud... Really, I had to learn ways to explain to others, who could not hear them speaking to me, as to why I was laughing...

From their technologies they have, and telepathic abilities.... to their quick wit, they can be hysterically funny... For example, one day I was traveling in our truck, with my husband... I had been having them communicate with me for months... While waiting at an intersection red light, a lady walked into the cross walk to cross the street... She was dressed to the "Nines" meaning, she was very beautifully dressed, and was really "Stopping traffic"... I looked over to my husband to see if he had noticed her... And sure enough, his attention was focused in her direction. I can't say that I blamed him, she was a beautiful lady to be appreciated...

Suddenly, the stereo in the car flipped stations.. I have lived in this town my entire adult life and know that this is not an area with competing radio station waves... You could drive to the next city before another station may interrupt the music you are hearing... And it wasn't THAT the station changed, but what it changed to, that caught my attention, and made me burst out into laughter... The song was forwarded to the beginning where Sir Mix-A-Lot says "I like big butts".... @ approximately 30 seconds in, this is what I heard....,

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=7nprhxc2Lxc

It was no "Coincidence".. And I will never forget that day for just that reason... And they did things like this the entire time they were communicating with me... He never even noticed the abrupt change of stations, much less the song that was playing, but I couldn't ignore it, it was hysterical!

And Matthew wrote this....

If how we are infuriates them, and they don't have the understanding to empathise, sympathise and rise above it, I'm hoping they'll stay away. Christians are amongst the worlds persecuted, although not where I am. The last thing the world needs is aliens joining in with that. There are some humans that act as if they are demons, reading Cathy O'Brien. It's part of our world and thankfully it's a frame of reference we have, although a desperate one.

I just want to say... even though they are different than many of us, in many ways they are much like us... They can sympathize and have empathy... Not all of them are "robotic drones", and just like humans, we are a mixed bunch, as they are as well... And I do not know why you get the impression that one interaction implies that we infuriate them.... Sounds to me like that et was offended personally.... and rightfully so.

As far as people calling them demons... If you look to the old historical images of demons, this is not the paintings you will find... And the historical references are so vague, that truly, although it is a valid question, I think anyone who is not what is historically known as a "Demon" would get offended if referred to as such.... Just as any human would not like to be considered hostile or warlike, if they were peaceful loving humans...

Cathy may be right when she suggests that many humans act as if they are Demons... But one person cannot be the judge of all other species based upon their own limited interactions... And because we have been groomed to not believe alien life exists, what else would we call someone that supposedly doesn't exist, but rather hides in the shadows like some illegitimate child???

And many have nothing to compare them to... So they go for the worst in historical reference, because they have nothing else to pull from. Historical references of Demons, are those images of horned beings that always seem to be plaguing humanity in paintings... Beings that look somewhat reptilian, or genetically twisted.... No two looking quite alike... Like a bad science cloning project gone awry...

If you were to meet a grey, and jokingly, they identified themselves as "Greyface" because they knew that was what we called them? Would you laugh? Because I did... To me that is an attempt at humor, and it "Landed"... I got the joke...

I think it is dangerous to catagorize anyone or any living creature as "One thing" merely because of a trait another of their species or lineage has... Or because those that talk of such taboo subjects only experienced the negative situations... I would hope that everyone would wait and form their own opinions after having their own interactions with the "others", before deeming them as anything...

If you want to read something interesting, Edgar Mitchell, upon learning the truth about alien existence, started FREE... And when he did, they polled many contactees about their interactions with et... Many suggested, if given the chance they would interact with them again, and that it was a pleasant experience... And I added my own vote for the same result...

I had a reptilian suddenly appear in my bedroom one day... And he didn't scratch walls, or try to scare me, but instead, he sent my mind the message.. "I am keeping my mouth closed so as to not frighten you".. He (I just knew it was a male somehow)... turned his head from side to side to show me his appearance, as I was curious, and then he just vanished... I was not afraid, I was curious... He wanted to show me whom I was speaking to... In a safe and considerate way... And after that interaction, I would have happily been willing to walk beside that individual without fear he would ever harm me...

So one must take into consideration that there is all kinds of personalities in every species... Listening to only those that are openly talking about it, can be very misleading... But that's my opinion. I just wanted to share positive interactions as that was all I have ever experienced.... And take some of the fear and dread away from the subject... It's not all bad... I hope people give these beings a chance until they prove otherwise... They are as individual as you or I..

[Heart to heart]

Bill, I have just been checking some of the ET information received and came across this.

We were communicating with a being who said he came from the planet IXOLT.

“We do have pets, though totally unlike yours, and there is only one kind. Smaller than a dog but larger than a mouse. They are blue, pink or green!”

So there you have it!

[Heart to heart]

And a little follow up to the last post!

These words were from ET Yarvanitia

“My name means STAR IN SPACE which meant I was to spend my life travelling from one planet to another. We are given names that determine what we do in life. We came in peace, and to show this we made energy marks and circles in your fields: the circles are to show the shape of our ships.

We are like you in many ways. We live far longer and do not age like Earth people.

WE DO NOT REQUIRE ENTERTAINMENT AS THIS IS A WASTE OF ENERGY.

So that answers the question from one planetary system out there among the stars🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[Bluegreen]

Many report extraterrestrials as having much longer lifespans than ours.

Posted by Bluegreen (here)
Play jokes and tricks on one another?
No. The funniest thing to a human is the sight of another human falling down. They don't see the humor in this.

What they might not get is, it only becomes hilarious when we see the person hasn't been hurt. Then we laugh. And we are laughing at something much grimmer. Cheating death. It is always a delight to see that it can be done.

[Delight]

Humor comes from the soul through the heart to the lips. Comedy is a sublime communication of the absurdities of experiencing being human. I have been listening to Roseanne Barr. I believe she is an alien doing standup. She is "alien" to the beliefs held in the collective. She connects into the REAL (we are spiritual first. We are souls in form). We don't recognize ourselves through all the labeling beliefs we project onto our experience. We are down in the dumps and we actually addicted to being a victim or persecutor or savior. It is SERIOUS BUSINESS.... no fun. We have the baseline in our deep structure all that will make a person weep in anguish. We actually treasure pain and hold on tight to tragedy

People have bizarro tendency to believe the baseline of experience is to suffer. People have adopted the self image of being a child of sorrow.

Humor can upend the mass of tragedy and stir it around. Laughter can actually RELEASE tragedy.

Laughing literally jiggles the self image. IMO the children of sorrow choose seriousness. They believe in it with all their might. Sometimes a child of sorrow begins to release the beliefs and begins the journey of the child of joy. Knowing how FUNNY the world is a hallmark of a child of joy.

Stand up rifts on experience. Our experience literally is materialized by our expectations. People who make us laugh at ourselves bring in a bigger POV. Laughing is because we are heart open. One can look at oneself with the gaurd down. When she shares what she has synthesized one often laughs because she communicates being a soul.

We are souls. All souls could do stand up IMO.

[Denise/Dizi]

Roseanne Barr, in my opinion, is a very brave woman... She came onto the scene as a comedian when many were really putting women comedians on the map, but she was different. Many either loved her or hated her... (Her character)...And what really stunned me was that mot believed that while in character, that was really "Her"...

Yes it was... And much of her sitcom acting was scripted... Her jokes were just that, written to hit a cord with humor and boldness. But when she speaks now, I believe it surprises many people that she has something real to say... Sadly most believe a Job indicates who a person truly is...

Roseanne is a trailblazer in so many ways in my opinion... And a very talented individual... Whether you like her characters or not, she is now speaking out on real issues, with real importance... Many are too afraid to do that.. I am sure she is a hero to many too afraid to speak the truth in her industry..

Sorry... Back to topic...

[DNA]

We laugh at illusion and the cracks we begin to see the truth through.
Someone once said a good joke is usually ten percent truth.

That's why humor is so censored now.

I think the UFO contact books from Wendell Stevens would be a good place to look for the answer to this question.

UFO Contact from Acart
And
UFO contact from Iarga

Are two cases where the folks in question come from cultures slightly ahead of our own and who's cultures still share many similarities to our own.

I will say this.
There are organized parasitic spiritual forces who wish to feed on life regardless of what planet you are on.

Forces ignoring universal reincarnation and the guidance provided by advisors on the other side.

It's not a religious thing but certain universal rules are understood lest one corrupts ones natural resistance to these forces.
Lying corrupts and as such there are folks who understand that and try their best not to.
Lying is something so common in earth culture still and that seems not to be so common else where.
Curious that such a small detail can make such a big difference.

[Mike Gorman]

I think it is true that Humor is one of the cardinal signs of intelligence, Irony and even 'Slap stick' indicate a playful spirit, ET beings are bound to have a good sense of humor, it must be so!

[Agape]

Living in what you may call microgravity type of environments as many advanced civilisations do including space travels makes some people ( aka ETs) float around,
swirl in space and perform various ecstatic movements - almost like dance- sometimes involuntarily but while you are on flight, you’re actually advised to perform as few involuntary movements as possible ..

Physical activities such as practiced on Earth in form of physical sports and competitions do not make sense to most ETs

but I’m sure at least some of them practise kind of yoga and chi-gong or tai-chi
that requires even minimal space and energy expenditure.

What’s humor in humans : neural signalling firing almost simultaneously from different parts of brain crashing together , creating a sparkling “joke” on the crash site of colliding “meanings”,
while chemical factory -humour - is needed to sustain the sparkles you create otherwise , of course, your brain may keep joking of itself on dry ( so to say) to the point of damaging some of its important pathways.

So humor or some kind of substance is required to keep you in the “state of humor” humans classify as “entertainment” of any kind and most ETs I know of do not drink alcohol or depend on substances for their sustenance but they may have been few ETs incarnating on Earth who spent their “human life” compensating for being human and doing all they “can’t do at home” but one can’t put a finger on it.

I think that in the best and most benevolent case they’re kind but very serious.


Imagine what kind of art could human mind create if ...

•if it was free from physical suffering
•if it did not depend on food or other substances for sustenance

To some, that state of existence and art would appear as very beautiful but to many earthlings it would appear either too complex, so also boring or even tasteless.

Perhaps terrestrial chemistry of Life after millions of years of cultivation offers the greatest amount of various living substances,
worth testing ?

Or could it be a specific molecule ( something like “DMT” but I’m really making this bit up now) they’re looking for in order to rejuvenate their own population ?


I likewise won’t add further deliberations in risk of being banned ( typical fear any ET may have acquired on countless trespasses round the Galaxy ).


“About the second time we have crash landed here on the verge of large jungle we were greeted by unevenly looking people somewhat like us who laughed so loudly ..
we had to return”.

🙏😷🙏✨