_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 03:55 AM

hiya luminari ...

no worries ... brinty and i are just over at this back table ...

time we took a break anyway

criss angel ... wow ... wonder if he could make a BARTENDER appear out of a hat ...

seems this place is missin one right now ...

oh well ... brinty and i will continue with business at hand here ...

maybe dan's out there somewhere ... walkin on H2O or walkin off buildings ...

brinty ... where are you brinty ...

Brinty · 01-29-2009, 04:32 AM

Gosh futureyes, I'm sorry, I zizzed off waiting for the Dan the bar man and slipped under the table. No disrespect to your charming company by the way.

I feel that they should instal safety belts. They would be a great help when the lounge starts to spin too. I don't know which is more intoxicating - the drinks, or you, but I'm close to surrendering.

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 04:51 AM

ah brinty ... you are so sweet ...

wondered where ya went to ...

here ... let me help you up ...

you get that spinny lounge thingy happenin too?

i agree brinty ... safety first ... i like the idea of safety belts ... mental note to take it up with management next time ...

next time management DECIDES to visit ...

dan ... we need some beverages here dan ...

can't get that spinny lounge feelin if there's no bartender ...

come brinty ... let's concoct something up our selves ...

Dantheman62 · 01-29-2009, 05:19 AM

Here I am, don't shoot me!

Bourbon anyone?

Dantheman62 · 01-29-2009, 05:21 AM

Maybe something a little fruity?

Dantheman62 · 01-29-2009, 05:36 AM

Maybe some pizza!

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 05:38 AM

hey hey dan ... welcome back!!!

phew ... we were startin to worry about ya ...

nah ... we'd never shoot our only bartender ... have no concerns ...

yeah dan ... i'll try one of 'em fruity beverages ... easy on the fruity part ...

good to have ya back ...

brinty ... brinty where'd you go again ...

dan ... we need to discuss safety belts ...

fruity drink ... can't wait ...

Dantheman62 · 01-29-2009, 05:50 AM

Here ya go futureyes!

Dantheman62 · 01-29-2009, 06:01 AM

OK I'm going back to reading my book now, The Thiaoouba Prophecy by Michel Desmarquet, I'm halfway through. I wonder if they have any Dolores Cannon in the Avalon library? I think that will be next!

BROOK · 01-29-2009, 06:19 AM

Hay Dan...do that bartender trick again.....

Yeah.....that's the one!

BROOK · 01-29-2009, 06:35 AM

Now on the center stage....
DANTHMAN....and his magic show

BROOK · 01-29-2009, 06:45 AM

OH NO.....they found out how talented
Dan is and they're looking for him....

BROOK · 01-29-2009, 06:52 AM

Continued from Page 20

Dan kicks ET's Butt........

Okay Dan...You can go read your book now

Luminari · 01-29-2009, 09:56 AM

CHEERS Brook, Dan, Brinty, Future Eyes and all the lurkers..

Believe it or not this is a cocktail mixing set, FUN HUH?

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 10:12 AM

looks a little potent to me luminari ...

dan get this in his stocking last year?

everyone ...

Brinty · 01-29-2009, 10:14 AM

Cor! Looks like rocket fuel! I reckon a shot of that would blow you socks off - probably your head as well. Looks tasty though - a voice in the back of my head is saying, "light the blue touch paper and stand clear."

C'mon, I'm game. Who'll join me in a Molotov Cocktail? Live life on the edge.

Please fasten your safety belts, make sure your seat is in the upright position, and your tray is up, count to three and down the hatch . . . . . . .v .v .v .vooom!!

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 10:19 AM

brinty ... maybe THIS is why you wanted management to install safety belts in the lounge???

you guys are a blast!!!

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 10:31 AM

brinty, brook, luminari, dan ...

this turtle's gotta go get some beauty sleep ... it's been a slice ...

(yeah ... you too dan ... buried in your book and all ... )

keep movin and groovin like your hippo brinty ... show 'em what ya got ...

night all ...

Brinty · 01-29-2009, 10:27 AM

Holy smoke! Whew! Anyone seen a set of tonsils? And where are my socks? I had a green one and a white one. At least I haven’t got a headache . . . . .wait a minute . . . . Er, um, has anybody seen a head? It hasn’t got a lot of hair and it’s got a mustache and beard attached and a pair of horn rimmed testicles (sorry, I meant spectacles) . . . . . Oh, there it is. Oops, sorry ‘bout that. Did it drink much?

Brinty · 01-29-2009, 10:35 AM

I think I'll lie down for a bit. At least the floor doesn't move. Hang on . . . . it's starting to rock. Maybe I should stand up . . . . Oh no, urgggghhhh!

Oh damn! I'm sorry, I lost my head (and that last drink) I'm just going to float out and go home . . . . or go out and float home. I feel like hell.

BROOK · 01-29-2009, 03:08 PM

rhythm · 01-29-2009, 07:29 PM

OK YOU LOT
I FINALY BROKE OUT OF THE LAVIS,
JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE I DISAPEARED TO .WHEN YOU HERE BANGING AND SHOUTING IT COULD MEAN THAT SOME ONE NEEDS HELP.
WEL I FORGIVE YER AS I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN BUISY CORRUPTING THE LOVERLY FUTURE EYES .AND BRINTYS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A NERVOUS
BREAKDOWN
OK, THERE SOME GOOD FOOTY ON , SO HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PLASMA ,DAN THE MAN
GET A BIT OF A RAFFLE GOIN ON,
AND FEW BARRELS IN ?
TICKETS ONLY,A NICE STRIPPER FOR THE LADS
I GOT YOU ATTENTION EH! UP THE HAMMERS .

futureyes · 01-29-2009, 07:38 PM

hey ... colorful rhythm ... you're back!!!

i'd spent waaayy too much time in here yesterday ... much fun though!!!

brinty kept slippin under the table ...

dan showed up momentarily and then left to ... READ ...

drinks were hard to come by ... some were a blast!

luminari and brook cracked me up ...

BUT ... they never corrupted this turtle ...

MISSED YA!

oh ... careful rhythm ... watch brinty on the floor there ... thought he floated home last night ... hmmm ...

Brinty · 01-29-2009, 09:34 PM

Isn't the floor my home? I seem to spend a lot of time there. Less far to fall. And you get a better view of legs.

Speaking of legs, I knew a girl once who's legs were so thin that she tied knots in her pantyhose so it looked like she had knees. The blokes all called her "Lucky Legs." When I asked them why, they replied, "Because she's lucky they don't break off and stick in her 4rse."

Boy it's been hot down in Melbourne where the tennis is going on - they've had four days of temperatures over 40C (104F). A bloke appeared in court on a charge of indecency. He'd been mowing his lawn in the nude and his next door neighbour complained. The judge asked him if he was a married man, to which he answered that he was. He was then asked how long had he been married, "ten years your honour."
"And do you have children?"
"Yes your honour."
"How many?"
"Thirteen your honour."
There was silence for a moment, then the judge banged his gavel and said, "case dismissed - the man was in his working clothes."

Hey, my mouth is feeling dry. Any of that rocket fuel still left?

BROOK · 01-30-2009, 03:57 AM

Look how happy Futureyes is...

Got a new car....

Got a new hair do....

Looking sharp....I think Futureyes has met someone new....

You go girl!!!

01-29-2009, 03:55 AM	#1
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours hiya luminari ... no worries ... brinty and i are just over at this back table ... time we took a break anyway criss angel ... wow ... wonder if he could make a BARTENDER appear out of a hat ... seems this place is missin one right now ... oh well ... brinty and i will continue with business at hand here ... maybe dan's out there somewhere ... walkin on H2O or walkin off buildings ... brinty ... where are you brinty ...

01-29-2009, 04:32 AM	#2
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Gosh futureyes, I'm sorry, I zizzed off waiting for the Dan the bar man and slipped under the table. No disrespect to your charming company by the way. I feel that they should instal safety belts. They would be a great help when the lounge starts to spin too. I don't know which is more intoxicating - the drinks, or you, but I'm close to surrendering.

01-29-2009, 04:51 AM	#3
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours ah brinty ... you are so sweet ... wondered where ya went to ... here ... let me help you up ... you get that spinny lounge thingy happenin too? i agree brinty ... safety first ... i like the idea of safety belts ... mental note to take it up with management next time ... next time management DECIDES to visit ... dan ... we need some beverages here dan ... can't get that spinny lounge feelin if there's no bartender ... come brinty ... let's concoct something up our selves ...

01-29-2009, 05:19 AM	#4
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Here I am, don't shoot me! Bourbon anyone?

01-29-2009, 05:21 AM	#5
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Maybe something a little fruity?

01-29-2009, 05:36 AM	#6
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Maybe some pizza!

01-29-2009, 05:38 AM	#7
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours hey hey dan ... welcome back!!! phew ... we were startin to worry about ya ... nah ... we'd never shoot our only bartender ... have no concerns ... yeah dan ... i'll try one of 'em fruity beverages ... easy on the fruity part ... good to have ya back ... brinty ... brinty where'd you go again ... dan ... we need to discuss safety belts ... fruity drink ... can't wait ...

01-29-2009, 05:50 AM	#8
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Here ya go futureyes!

01-29-2009, 06:01 AM	#9
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours OK I'm going back to reading my book now, The Thiaoouba Prophecy by Michel Desmarquet, I'm halfway through. I wonder if they have any Dolores Cannon in the Avalon library? I think that will be next!

01-29-2009, 06:19 AM	#10
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hay Dan...do that bartender trick again..... Yeah.....that's the one!

01-29-2009, 06:35 AM	#11
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Now on the center stage.... DANTHMAN....and his magic show Last edited by BROOK; 01-29-2009 at 06:55 AM.

01-29-2009, 06:45 AM	#12
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours OH NO.....they found out how talented Dan is and they're looking for him.... Last edited by BROOK; 01-29-2009 at 07:09 AM.

01-29-2009, 06:52 AM	#13
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Continued from Page 20 Dan kicks ET's Butt........ Okay Dan...You can go read your book now Last edited by BROOK; 01-29-2009 at 07:01 AM.

01-29-2009, 09:56 AM	#14
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours CHEERS Brook, Dan, Brinty, Future Eyes and all the lurkers.. Believe it or not this is a cocktail mixing set, FUN HUH?

01-29-2009, 10:12 AM	#15
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours looks a little potent to me luminari ... dan get this in his stocking last year? everyone ...

01-29-2009, 10:14 AM	#16
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Cor! Looks like rocket fuel! I reckon a shot of that would blow you socks off - probably your head as well. Looks tasty though - a voice in the back of my head is saying, "light the blue touch paper and stand clear." C'mon, I'm game. Who'll join me in a Molotov Cocktail? Live life on the edge. Please fasten your safety belts, make sure your seat is in the upright position, and your tray is up, count to three and down the hatch . . . . . . .v .v .v .vooom!!

01-29-2009, 10:19 AM	#17
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours brinty ... maybe THIS is why you wanted management to install safety belts in the lounge??? you guys are a blast!!!

01-29-2009, 10:31 AM	#18
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours brinty, brook, luminari, dan ... this turtle's gotta go get some beauty sleep ... it's been a slice ... (yeah ... you too dan ... buried in your book and all ... ) keep movin and groovin like your hippo brinty ... show 'em what ya got ... night all ...

01-29-2009, 10:27 AM	#19
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Holy smoke! Whew! Anyone seen a set of tonsils? And where are my socks? I had a green one and a white one. At least I haven’t got a headache . . . . .wait a minute . . . . Er, um, has anybody seen a head? It hasn’t got a lot of hair and it’s got a mustache and beard attached and a pair of horn rimmed testicles (sorry, I meant spectacles) . . . . . Oh, there it is. Oops, sorry ‘bout that. Did it drink much?

01-29-2009, 10:35 AM	#20
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I think I'll lie down for a bit. At least the floor doesn't move. Hang on . . . . it's starting to rock. Maybe I should stand up . . . . Oh no, urgggghhhh! Oh damn! I'm sorry, I lost my head (and that last drink) I'm just going to float out and go home . . . . or go out and float home. I feel like hell.

01-29-2009, 03:08 PM	#21
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

01-29-2009, 07:29 PM	#22
rhythm Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: devon england Posts: 1,905	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours OK YOU LOT I FINALY BROKE OUT OF THE LAVIS, JUST INCASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHERE I DISAPEARED TO .WHEN YOU HERE BANGING AND SHOUTING IT COULD MEAN THAT SOME ONE NEEDS HELP. WEL I FORGIVE YER AS I SEE YOU HAVE BEEN BUISY CORRUPTING THE LOVERLY FUTURE EYES .AND BRINTYS OBVIOUSLY HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN OK, THERE SOME GOOD FOOTY ON , SO HOW ABOUT A NICE BIG PLASMA ,DAN THE MAN GET A BIT OF A RAFFLE GOIN ON, AND FEW BARRELS IN ? TICKETS ONLY,A NICE STRIPPER FOR THE LADS I GOT YOU ATTENTION EH! UP THE HAMMERS .

01-29-2009, 07:38 PM	#23
futureyes Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: heart central Posts: 798	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours hey ... colorful rhythm ... you're back!!! i'd spent waaayy too much time in here yesterday ... much fun though!!! brinty kept slippin under the table ... dan showed up momentarily and then left to ... READ ... drinks were hard to come by ... some were a blast! luminari and brook cracked me up ... BUT ... they never corrupted this turtle ... MISSED YA! oh ... careful rhythm ... watch brinty on the floor there ... thought he floated home last night ... hmmm ...

01-29-2009, 09:34 PM	#24
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Isn't the floor my home? I seem to spend a lot of time there. Less far to fall. And you get a better view of legs. Speaking of legs, I knew a girl once who's legs were so thin that she tied knots in her pantyhose so it looked like she had knees. The blokes all called her "Lucky Legs." When I asked them why, they replied, "Because she's lucky they don't break off and stick in her 4rse." Boy it's been hot down in Melbourne where the tennis is going on - they've had four days of temperatures over 40C (104F). A bloke appeared in court on a charge of indecency. He'd been mowing his lawn in the nude and his next door neighbour complained. The judge asked him if he was a married man, to which he answered that he was. He was then asked how long had he been married, "ten years your honour." "And do you have children?" "Yes your honour." "How many?" "Thirteen your honour." There was silence for a moment, then the judge banged his gavel and said, "case dismissed - the man was in his working clothes." Hey, my mouth is feeling dry. Any of that rocket fuel still left?

01-30-2009, 03:57 AM	#25
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Look how happy Futureyes is... Got a new car.... Got a new hair do.... Looking sharp....I think Futureyes has met someone new.... You go girl!!!