_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

Brinty · 02-19-2009, 11:58 PM

I was in the doctor's waiting room when this guy walked in. The receptionist asked him what his name was and what he had. He said, "My name's David and I've got shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found David sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?"

David said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"

02-19-2009, 11:58 PM	#11
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours I was in the doctor's waiting room when this guy walked in. The receptionist asked him what his name was and what he had. He said, "My name's David and I've got shingles." So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So the nurse gave him a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found David sitting patiently in the nude and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor asked, "Where?" David said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??"