_AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

BROOK · 05-21-2009, 04:54 AM

Hay guys...what do you think this means?

Brinty · 05-21-2009, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

Hay guys...what do you think this means?

YouTube - History Channel: Global Event on May 25, 2009

I suspect one of the following possibilities BROOK . . . .

Something as momentous as the dates quoted - be it a global decision to control the water supply or affect the air we breath.

or

The advertising hype for the latest 'The Aliens Are Here' movie.

or

A gimmick to grab everyone's attention.

or

The new fossil they found which is 47 million years old, will prove that we aren't what we've been lead to believe we are.

Other than that, I guess we'll just have to wait and find out that we've been sucked in once again by advertising.

Luminari · 05-21-2009, 01:38 PM

Cheers guys, welcome jross!

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

Hay guys...what do you think this means?

YouTube - History Channel: Global Event on May 25, 2009

I don't know but this sounds likely:

"It could be an advert for "Decoding The Past: Mayan Doomsday Prophecy TVPG V "
Its on at 8pm on the 25th.
"

Luminari · 05-21-2009, 02:31 PM

Brinty · 05-22-2009, 09:36 AM

Entries in a diary . . . .

DEAR DIARY: DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really
excited.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins.
Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 3
At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the
deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner.
Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him
in his own cabin. Had a
Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the
night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 5
Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for
rest of day. Captain saw me,
Bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit
his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him
have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked.

DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives..............Twice.

Seashore · 05-22-2009, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brinty

Entries in a diary . . . .
DEAR DIARY: DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives..............Twice.

Good one, Brinty!

Luminari · 05-22-2009, 03:11 PM

BROOK · 05-23-2009, 05:18 AM

Okay guys this is pretty funny

BROOK · 05-23-2009, 05:26 AM

One more very funny one

Luminari · 05-23-2009, 01:35 PM

Brinty · 05-24-2009, 10:42 PM

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when
Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and
drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the
other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's
got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?"

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be
discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

"Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is
me middle name. Leave it to me."

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs.
Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come
home."

"Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife.

"I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

Humble Janitor · 05-25-2009, 02:08 AM

Well, I'm back after a short absence. I continue to have problems staying logged in and I'm not going to wait around for someone to fix them.

Luminari · 05-25-2009, 07:06 AM

Welcome back Humble, we need a bit of action around here... lounge is looking very sad, neglected.

This place can be whatever you want, just need a little imagination.

BROOK · 05-27-2009, 04:39 AM

Anybody for a little trampoline??

BROOK · 05-27-2009, 04:40 AM

Or maybe a little dancing

BROOK · 05-27-2009, 06:10 PM

Okay...our good frined Brinty Wants us to kick it up a notch in the lounge.
This place is getting FLAT
So...lets get the music pumping

Lets start dancing
Lets discuss who is under the table over in the corner
Pour the drinks
and get al little crazy

Keep all guns..outside

Let's have a party...Brinty....kick it off will you..you still have 5 more days bring it on...

rhythm · 05-27-2009, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BROOK

Okay...our good frined Brinty Wants us to kick it up a notch in the lounge.
This place is getting FLAT
So...lets get the music pumping

Lets start dancing
Lets discuss who is under the table over in the corner
Pour the drinks
and get al little crazy

Keep all guns..outside

Let's have a party...Brinty....kick it off will you..you still have 5 more days bring it on...

a leavin bash for BRINTY

OK . LETS DO IT BIG TIME
NICE BARBY
GOOD HEAD BANGING
MUSIC PLENTY OF
FRUITY DRINKS
WITH LOTA A FOLIAGE
ECT ECT ECT RIGHT
FRIDAY NIGHT OZZY TIME
YOU ARE ON !!!
BRINTY MATE !!!!
party on my man !!!!

Dantheman62 · 05-27-2009, 07:46 PM

Here's one for Brinty because I know he likes this guy. I think I've posted this one before but it's so funny, and funny to see Dean Martin crack up towards the end.

05-21-2009, 04:54 AM	#1
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Hay guys...what do you think this means?

05-21-2009, 02:31 PM	#4
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

05-22-2009, 09:36 AM	#5
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Entries in a diary . . . . DEAR DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DEAR DIARY: DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. DEAR DIARY: DAY 3 At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive. DEAR DIARY: DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a Luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband. DEAR DIARY: DAY 5 Pool again today, got sun burnt, and went inside to drink at piano bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, Bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me if I did not let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was shocked. DEAR DIARY: DAY 6 Today I saved 1600 lives..............Twice.

05-22-2009, 03:11 PM	#7
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

05-23-2009, 05:18 AM	#8
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Okay guys this is pretty funny

05-23-2009, 05:26 AM	#9
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours One more very funny one

05-23-2009, 01:35 PM	#10
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours

05-24-2009, 10:42 PM	#11
Brinty Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Blackbutt, Queensland, Australia Posts: 1,004	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, "Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?" They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me." Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!", says Murphy's wife. "I'll go tell him." says Gallagher.

05-25-2009, 02:08 AM	#12
Humble Janitor Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,201	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Well, I'm back after a short absence. I continue to have problems staying logged in and I'm not going to wait around for someone to fix them.

05-25-2009, 07:06 AM	#13
Luminari Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,570	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Welcome back Humble, we need a bit of action around here... lounge is looking very sad, neglected. This place can be whatever you want, just need a little imagination.

05-27-2009, 04:39 AM	#14
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Anybody for a little trampoline??

05-27-2009, 04:40 AM	#15
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Or maybe a little dancing

05-27-2009, 06:10 PM	#16
BROOK Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 3,117	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours *Okay...our good frined Brinty Wants us to kick it up a notch in the lounge.* *This place is getting FLAT* *So...lets get the music pumping* *Lets start dancing* *Lets discuss who is under the table over in the corner* *Pour the drinks* *and get al little crazy* *Keep all guns..outside* *Let's have a party...Brinty....kick it off will you..you still have 5 more days bring it on...* Last edited by BROOK; 05-27-2009 at 06:27 PM.

05-27-2009, 07:46 PM	#18
Dantheman62 Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: So. Cal. U.S. Posts: 4,205	Re: _AVALON LOUNGE_ Open 24 hours Here's one for Brinty because I know he likes this guy. I think I've posted this one before but it's so funny, and funny to see Dean Martin crack up towards the end.