Able to laugh put it here on this thread if you are ...yes make me laugh , i beg...

[Karen]

Absolutely hilarious dance act.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg
Stavros Flatly - Greek Irish Dancers - Britains Got Talent 2009

[Dantheman62]

> A boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a
> farm, his mother
>
> asks if he has done his chores.
> 'Not yet' said the little boy.
> His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
> chores.
> Well, he's a little ******, so he goes to feed
> the chickens, and
> he
> kicks a chicken.
> He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.
> He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
> He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives
> him a bowl of
> dry
> cereal.
> 'How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
> And why don't I have
> any milk
> in my cereal? he asks.
> Well, ' his mother says, ' I saw you kick a
> chicken, so you don't
> get
> any eggs for a week.
> I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
> bacon for a week
> either
> I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you
> aren't getting any
> milk.
> Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
> kicks the cat
> halfway across the kitchen.
> The Little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,
> and says,
> Are you going to tell him, or should I ?

[mu2143]

The 2012 movie the short version !!!
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6290...ische_dam.html

[mu2143]

And 2012 movie bloopers....
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/5192...an_de_dag.html

[Swanny]

Here are a couple of funny clips that will bring a tear to your eyes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w3evmb-z4Y

[burgundia]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_pSGOzzxKH5...h/P1250537.jpg

[mu2143]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBwIRq_hmjg

[lindabaker]

"Never let a crackhead sing at your funeral" Please watch it to the end...it gets even better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOHCQ7EmmyA

[micjer]

Silent but Deadly


An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says, "I just had a silent fart .. what do you think I should do?"

He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid!"

[micjer]

[QUOTE=Swanny;176824]Here are a couple of funny clips that will bring a tear to your eyes


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Jt_g10Jug

QUOTE]


You were right. The worst thing was my wife had gone to bed and I had to control my laughter. That was frickin hilarious!!!

[Karen]

This is for you Tango:

THE FIRST BLOND GUY JOKE

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work high up on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building..

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well..

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

[Tango]

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. The idiot makes his own lunch."

Well, it is true I made My own lunch... I, really like corned beef, and Mexican
isn't to die for... But, I do so love Blond jokes...

ahahahahahaha.





Sniff;sniff I still smell Damn Fish...

[iainl140285]

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
> blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
> decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.
>
> While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to
> paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her
> husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
>
> Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
> paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
> floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy
> parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks
> her if she if OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she
> replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are
> dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
>
> He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather
> jacket. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint
> can and it said...
>
>
>
>
>
> You'll love
> this...
>
>
> Yep. I know you will...
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO
> COATS."

[Luminari]

[Luminari]

[waitinginthewings]

At the dentist

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot..

'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.

'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is

suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a

pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'


The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain

killer!'

It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you

something to hold on to when I pull your tooth!

[waitinginthewings]

A conversation between a Canadian & an American

A Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a

diner when an American man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The

Canadian ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a

conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Canadian folks eat the whole bread?"


The Canadian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast,

and replied, "Of course." The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't.

In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a

container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to

Canada."

The American had a smirk on his face. The Canadian listened in silence.

The American persisted. "D'ya eat jelly with the bread?" Sighing, the

Canadian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between his teeth, the

American said "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast,

then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,

transform them into jam and sell it to Canada."

The Canadian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" The

smiled and said, "Why of course we do."

The Canadian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with the

condoms once you've used them?" "We throw them away, of course."Now it

was the Canadian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Canada, we put them in a

container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to

the United States."

[Tango]

Oh.... These were all sooo funny... Damn, I've got tears running down my face...


I can't stop laffing.... Holy sfit.... LOL... ROFL..... OOOOOOOooooooHahahaha

TTTTttttttoooooo Funny.......

Tango

[lindabaker]

-

[Tango]

We miss Rodney Dangerfield because he said,That I remember:

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used

me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips,

yet she won't drink from my glass!

Last night my wife met me at the front door.. She was wearing a

sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home.

A girl phoned me and said, 'Come on over. There's nobody home.' I

went over. Nobody was home!

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self-service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

I was making love to this girl and she started crying.. I said,

'Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?' She said, 'No, I

hate myself now.'

I knew a girl so ugly... they used her in prisons to cure sex

offenders.

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the

kitchen the roaches hang themselves.

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for

mooning.

The other day I came home and a guy was jogging, naked. I asked

him, 'Why?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer.

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the

Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal.

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from

Chicago last night.


AND, ONE LAST ONE:

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I
wouldn't have had anything to play with.

That was Rodney Dangerfield..........



Tango " Shaken The Boot-Tay."

[Tango]

Time for an enforcement Joke......


A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.' He replied ' Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She, was laughing too hard to start her car........

A moment of silence for the PST as they figure it out...

Trooly,

Tango

[Tango]

Ya... You wanna do something about it......

http://media.mtvnservices.com/video/...ef=None&geo=US

I'm at the Coffee Shop Come on down here...


Trooly,


Tango

[no caste]

I get a lot of laughs from this thread! (But I'm NOT a good joke teller, except for the one I posted way back the 'cops are stupid' Mexico getaway video {policia de mexico muy estupida which is now removed} (about a 1 min. street vid clip of a bank robbery in Mexico)

Gotta love George Carlin

Tango, I checked this link
http://www.americanrantnetwork.com/V...eo.asp?VTrooly,

but all I got was ... nothing. However I kept clicking hoping for something - then I thought, hmmm, maybe I could morse code communicate through the clicking that yields nothing in the way of results or sounds or video... 'cept I don't know morse code.

The second one:
http://media.mtvnservices.com/video/...ef=None&geo=US
I get this message: This video is currently not available in your country.

[Tango]

Fix one, replaced another with a funnier one...

" Tried, to do something about your country. But,
I got the message of: What I was saying in your
country. Was not available in your country, so I
wasn't Saying IT..."

I, don't even know what that means...

Trooly,


Tango

Originally Posted by no caste

I get a lot of laughs from this thread! (But I'm NOT a good joke teller, except for the one I posted way back the 'cops are stupid' Mexico getaway video {policia de mexico muy estupida which is now removed} (about a 1 min. street vid clip of a bank robbery in Mexico)

Gotta love George Carlin

Tango, I checked this link
http://www.americanrantnetwork.com/V...eo.asp?VTrooly,

but all I got was ... nothing. However I kept clicking hoping for something - then I thought, hmmm, maybe I could morse code communicate through the clicking that yields nothing in the way of results or sounds or video... 'cept I don't know morse code.

The second one:
http://media.mtvnservices.com/video/...ef=None&geo=US
I get this message: This video is currently not available in your country.

[Tango]

An OC, CA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem. A twelve-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.'

The Officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' . . . and a bucket full of money....

[And, we kids used to just sell lemonade...!]


Trooly,


Tango