Parody "I Don't Even Want To Be Alive Anymore" Rush Limbaugh

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Originally Posted by clarkkent

your post is just a reminder for me that i shouldnt even be on these forums because the level of discernment is appallingly low.

-clark

Perhaps its time for you to ascend into heaven and then come back to us as Jesus. Humanity really needs to be saved right now and I think you are just the one to do it.

I'm starting an elect clark kent to be Jesus (Superman) campaign.

Personally I think The Hulk would be a good one to save the world but I think Ill write-in Hercules because I liked the cartoon when I was a kid.