Insanity from the 50s

Earthian · 03-25-2010, 03:00 PM

Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years.

So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.

The Soda Pop Board of America
1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL

- Promotes Active Lifestyle!
- Boosts Personality!
- Gives body essential sugars!

Pretty good regiment, isn't it?

silverlightning · 03-25-2010, 03:13 PM

Is it for real? I have seen commercials for margarine and other things considered a health risk for decades now, but never sugar. I have even read old dietary guidelines "on the health risks of white sugar" and similar. This is just as bad as cigarette commercials.

"the soda pop board" LoL, don't trust anyone.

greybeard · 03-25-2010, 04:15 PM

Never done me any harm but the Bacardi that went with it.???

Kept my pennies shiny too.
C

feardia · 03-25-2010, 06:03 PM

At least they were honest in the 1950's

03-25-2010, 03:00 PM	#1
Earthian Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: canada Posts: 54	Insanity from the 50s Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during that early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So, do yourself a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness. The Soda Pop Board of America 1515 W. Hart Ave - Chicago, IL - Promotes Active Lifestyle! - Boosts Personality! - Gives body essential sugars! Pretty good regiment, isn't it?

03-25-2010, 03:13 PM	#2
silverlightning Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Norway Posts: 27	Re: Insanity from the 50s Is it for real? I have seen commercials for margarine and other things considered a health risk for decades now, but never sugar. I have even read old dietary guidelines "on the health risks of white sugar" and similar. This is just as bad as cigarette commercials. "the soda pop board" LoL, don't trust anyone.

03-25-2010, 04:15 PM	#3
greybeard Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Inverness Scotland Posts: 924	Re: Insanity from the 50s Never done me any harm but the Bacardi that went with it.??? Kept my pennies shiny too. C

03-25-2010, 06:03 PM	#4
feardia Avalon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Uisneach, Ireland Posts: 477	Re: Insanity from the 50s At least they were honest in the 1950's