Swami beyondananda's guidelines for enlightenment

[judykott]

"Drive your Karma; Curb your Dogma"
1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before
the mental. Realize that life is a situation comedy that will
never be canceled. A laugh track has been provided, and the
reason why we are put in the material world is to get more
material. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and that will
ensure regularhilarity.

2. Remember that each of us has been given a special gift,
just for entering--so you are already a winner.

3. The most powerful tool on the planet today is
Tell-A-Vision. That is where I tell a vision to you and you
tell a vision to me. That way, if we don't like the
programming we're getting, we can simply change the channel.

4. Life is like photography. You use the negative to
develop. And, no matter what adversity you face, be
reassured: Of course God loves you--He's just not ready to
make a commitment.

5. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy
thoughts, thought particles tend to get caught between the
ears, causing a condition called truth decay. So be sure to
use mental floss twice a day. And when you're tempted to
practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in Swami's
Absurdiveness Training class: "Don't get even, get odd."

6. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments
and truly live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you
no mad at me. That way, there'll surely be nomadness on the
planet. And peace begins with each of us. A little peace
here, a little peace there, pretty soon all the peaces will
fit together to make one big peace everywhere.

7. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the
future, so if you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice
is simple. When you find a fault, just don't dwell on it.

8. There's no need to change the world. All we have to do is
toilet train the world, and we'll never have to change it
again.

9. If you're looking to find the key to the Universe, I have
some bad news and some good news. The bad news is---there is
no key to the Universe. The good news is--it has been left
unlocked.

10. Finally, everything I have told you is channeled. That
way, if you don't like it, it's not my fault. And remember,
enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So, we don't have to go
through channels.
LOL

[Carmen]

I love that thread Judycott, enlightenment humour, and so sensible to

Love and Light

Carmen

[macrostheblack]

I totally agree with you Judy.

Laughter is the best path to follow.

Humour protects the tender soul.

Macros says, who is brave enough to place an amusing tale here in honour of Judys thread.

[Dantheman62]