My friend fell off his bike - now speculators and the secret space programme 50k$

[Listkov]

I have a few friends who live in the middle of no where.

There's no one to meet and nothing to do. You make your friends in elementary school or not at all. There are no women because they mostly migrate to the cities. Then you drink, get fat, get sick, sometimes get old and die. What they usually do on a Friday night is drive to the wall mart, and meander about aimlessly for about an hour or until they get the itis (when you get sleepy from eating too much food) and pass out in the parking lot.

One week, they decided to switch it up and got some bikes to ride. Friend I'm talking about knows how to ride a bike - but he gained 150 pounds from medication he had to either take or go to the slammer after an "altercation" in a nearby parking lot.

So his center of gravity was off. He fell on some gravel and his shoulder dislocated.

My other friend interjected at this point and said he should've let him pop it back in because he watched a youtube short about how to do it.

Friend one disagreed but friend two got the upper hand in the conversation when he brought up the 50 thousand dollars in medical debt.

He had to wait in a room for 4 hours until a doctor was available. The doctor probably watched a you tube video or asked chatgpt how to pop a shoulder back in and preformed the "operation".

"feeling better?... Good. My assistant will be here in a minute with some paperwork to sign"

It wasn't 50 thousand then but my friend didn't have no job because he lives somewhere where you go to wall mart on Friday night. So there was time for the magic of compound interest to play its hand. And everyone here knows where those "taxes" and "fees" go. To kill afghani kids or to build a space fleet to guard the asteroid belt or something equally asinine.

I furrowed my brow, pursed my lips, and gave it a good think.

"At least you didn't call the scambulance"

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Medical debt is tabulated separately from other categories and goes for less pennies per dollar when it's bundled and sold off to speculators. Nothing happens if you don't pay so only old people who go to the gas station to buy a bunch of 500$ gift cards fall for it.

My other friend works at one of these call centers. That's what happens when you live in a city and don't have enough upper body strength to lift a sledge hammer. Usually, with call centers, it's cheaper to export it to Bangladesh. But some law stipulates you have to keep operations within the US for medical debt - so it's all poor black people who got kids to feed.

This is a problem for his boss because one of the only reasons he owns a business is to employ "young slim white females". People confide in my friend because he's a pretty-boy (his current job is living with sugar momma he met off a dating app - like a cat with benifits).

Makes sense because his job is maintaining the autodialer.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=J-inCB3POqs

He feels some pressure to work and not be a "drain on society" but he didn't have a come back when I told him he was an evil, predatory industry that preys on the suffering of the disabled and the elderly. People only fall for it because you put someone under an already high stress load under high pressure sales tactics. The only reason he isn't actively doing evil onto the world, I said, is because he's making the system less efficient because AI would do a better job for less money.

His only regret is fumbling "Cheeto Dust Girl" who he thought had a nice figure, but was poor and black like my friend so of no interest to the boss. He described wanting to lick the cheeto dust off her but he also didn't feel like moving because he had the itis every day from getting slop to eat so he just watched anime in his cubicle.
From a risk management perspective, the upside of licking the cheeto dust off a girl for an hour isn't worth STDs or getting a baby momma.

Especially when he can order women and pizzas separated by a few millimeters on his i-phone. I suspect they're all on hormone altering medications like birth control and antidepressants - which combines with the fact most parents today are incompetent fools/trashy losers who should have been sterilized, to alter your sexual preferences. But society loses and he wins so in my book it works out in the end.

... and that is pretty much why I don't want to work (i want chill or do spiritual things all day) and put all my money into speculative crypto currency investments. Everything is fake and sometimes harmful and evil so might as well have the fake numbers that let you afford eggs in the morning.

MORAL: THE ECONOMY IS FAKE THE JOBS ARE FAKE AND THE MONEY IS FAKE

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=9lDTdLQnSQo