I have fond memories of Florida when I was living and working there back in the 1990s, and I've strongly considered returning -- to live -- in the not-too-distant future.
And then today I saw this. Tell me this is a joke please, or is one in a million billion and could never happen again.
https://x.com/1Nicdar/status/1916653938872291529
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@1Nicdar
WTF! - Welcome to Florida! 😱
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