The D*ck Breathing Theory- Bathroom Breaks Bring Brilliant Brainpower

[Squareinthecircle]

Having some fun here, but true as well.

Excerpt:

"“I think my d*ck stopped breathing.”
— House, M.D., Season 5, Episode 16

The line’s ridiculous, but it remained with me. Because in a way, it explains something real: bathroom breaks aren’t just about plumbing. No, we aren’t speaking of genital respiration, these trips are like cognitive ventilators instead. I suppose there is the chance that I’m thinking with the wrong head. But every trip is a little reset, a chance for the mind to unclog and breathe again.

Some of my sharpest ideas have shown up when seeing a man about a horse..."

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[thepainterdoug]

the shower would be my choice.