Here and Now...What's Happening?

[ulli]

Not all blondes are dumb.
Here is a bright and clever one.
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.


A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and s says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly .

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’ To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

‘There’s no charge,’ she says.

‘No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!’ she says.

‘Honestly, ma’am,’ the blonde says, ‘it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband’s size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearin g a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.’

‘So I just switched the heads.’

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)
He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies.

Posted by ulli (here)
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.

Oops! Didn't notice that one up top! Might have to rethink my next move.

tbc.............

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies.

You have been placed back ON the hook after the blonde joke vid.
Wasn't easy to do as your head was off already....
Had to hang you upside down......................

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
He knows blonde jokes are verboten
and he is being a good boy.
Hey-good boy-yoka!
We will, however, need to remind him on occasion that
"tired old references from pages ago"
also have no place in a "Here and Now" thread.

Huh? What the............

Oh well, guess I'm off the hook then.

Suppose Call will come running back now full of apologies.

Posted by ulli (here)
She might even have the last laugh after Heyoka has been given his last rites.

Oops! Didn't notice that one up top! Might have to rethink my next move.

tbc.............

tbc???
tbc???

...only in a new thread in the channeled materials section of Avalon:
"Messages From The Beyond and Hereafter"
by the late Heyoka.
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise?

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise?

So you still don't geddit?

She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!
nyuk, nyuk.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)
So you still don't geddit? ....... She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!......nyuk, nyuk.

Moderation levels interest me not!

The use of my phrase however is of great concern. You are the second, if not third, thief today to use........nyuk nyuk

Man, I've been framed!

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uOIjc_ge68

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
So you still don't geddit? ....... She was only testing your MODERATION level, DUH!!!......nyuk, nyuk.

Moderation levels interest me not!

The use of my phrase however is of great concern. You are the second, if not third, thief today to use........nyuk nyuk

Man, I've been framed!

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=1uOIjc_ge68

Framed is right:

[Heyoka_11]

Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

.....KIDding, mon ami.
Vacilando. Alles nur Spass. Humor oscuro.

I will give you one more chance to make your "famous" last words more memorable, and maybe even famous.
Queen ulli, tapping her fingers...

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
Vous êtes une très voilent la reine Ulli. Etes-vous sûr que vous êtes à la hauteur du pacifique ruuning le village. Nous douce folkloriques les hommes sont fatigués de votre style tyrannique de la dictature. Phooey à vous!

Heyoka

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

.....KIDding, mon ami.
Vacilando. Alles nur Spass. Humor oscuro.

I will give you one more chance to make your "famous" last words more memorable, and maybe even famous.
Queen ulli, tapping her fingers...

Hah! I gotchya!!

That has made Heyoka's day.

Nah! What ya' see is what ya' get!

[Marianne]

Here and now, back from my folks' house. Mom was still sleeping, very unusual for her. Pop was up and making coffee. I made him breakfast. It's so cute how he tries to take care of stuff when Mom's not feeling well. The dogs didn't know what to think that she wasn't up yet. She deserves a Saturday morning rest-in.

It's chilly here, but have a sunny blue sky and it's a new day. Hope it brings lots of good stuff your way.

Marianne/Junebug
(I still don't know who I am)

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Marianne (here)
(I still don't know who I am)

The enemy, that's who!

[ulli]

Posted by Marianne (here)
Here and now, back from my folks' house. Mom was still sleeping, very unusual for her. Pop was up and making coffee. I made him breakfast. It's so cute how he tries to take care of stuff when Mom's not feeling well. The dogs didn't know what to think that she wasn't up yet. She deserves a Saturday morning rest-in.

It's chilly here, but have a sunny blue sky and it's a new day. Hope it brings lots of good stuff your way.

Marianne/Junebug
(I still don't know who I am)

The first step to finding your true self is by going back to your roots.
So you are doing great.
The second step is finding out who your enemies are, and what they are made of.
You are doing great there, too.

As queen of this village I want to ensure that you live in peace
so I take measures that your enemies rest in peace.



Sorry for the delay in our village Halloween party.
Calz is to replace the court jester.
Tony will receive his next assignment at noon tomorrow.

[PurpleLama]

Now the Ghost of Tony Hokey Heyoka will haunt this thread forever with never ending nyuks.


In honor of our beloved Commander:

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=dHXASQkHD1s

I remind her majesty the Queen that we *ate* Lt. Commander Calz (promoted from yeoman not long before) just last week. We are running out of comedians.

[ulli]

Commander Calz was spat out...
not as savory a morsel to chew as he is to behold.
It was his double the village consumed.

Ask the mortician about such things, she knows.
You will find her further up on this page.

[Sierra]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I remind her majesty the Queen that we *ate* Lt. Commander Calz (promoted from yeoman not long before) just last week. We are running out of comedians.

<patting PurpleLama consolingly> That's all right PL, Calz is fine. That was only his bi-located body we ate ...

[Marianne]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise?

I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Oh, Hoki-Loki is gone? Ahh ... yes.

But I am being haunted by airborne nyuks .... they're everywhere... we need to do an energy cleansing in the village.

[Marianne]

Posted by ulli (here)
Framed is right:

Ulli, is this the mortician of which you speak?

[ulli]

Posted by Marianne (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Such is the fate of geezers that indulged in DB jokes once too often.

And what, prey tell, of your geezer deputy, the Lady In Orange Letters, who requested said DB jokes?

Suppose she gets a royal raise?

I said BLONDE jokes, not dumb blonde jokes.

Oh, Hoki-Loki is gone? Ahh ... yes.

But I am being haunted by airborne nyuks .... they're everywhere... we need to do an energy cleansing in the village.

the nyuks you are perceiving are just an abbreviation of "New York sucks".
which I have been sending out into the ether
so my kids won't ever contemplate the idea of moving there.

I know that right now their feet are hurting from so much walking
down those windy canyons.