Here and Now...What's Happening?

[PurpleLama]

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.

oh noo!
Are you SURE, Purpy?

But he SIGNED it with his REAL NAME......
That means the guys will have to stay a few years more in the shiddouse.
Poor Heyo, he was so looking forward to an upgrade.

He signed it Ahnkenaten?!

Oops, there I go chanelling freeman, again.

[Calz]

***Pulease*** ... let me know you saw this ... or perhaps it really is time to check into a psychiatric ward!!!!


https://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...aveled-to-Mars

[ulli]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

Everyone knows women are more psychic than men!!!

... and *how dare you* suggest the big "O" on my planet!!!!

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Dear Purpy just filled me in. I'm zoo zorry!
Pleaze please Calzie, don't beat me!!!
I'll make you some blueberry waffles, with syrup and chantillyyyyyyyy....



(Where is Marianne when I need her...and all the other girls are sick and can't stand by me with their sling shots.
Psst, this one really needs distracting, girls.)

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)
Pleaze please Calzie, don't beat me!!!
I'll make you some blueberry waffles, with syrup and chatillyyyyyyyy....

Today ... here and now ... my alter is back in the men's camp.

The Big H has trained me well.

I never waffle about my nyuks (at least whilst drinking nyukie beer) ...

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5WtOD4XNt8c

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=aCKB-Lo9rQg

[ulli]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
***Pulease*** ... let me know you saw this ... or perhaps it really is time to check into a psychiatric ward!!!!


https://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...aveled-to-Mars

So WHAT if I didn't??
Ok, ok, so the headline popped out at me from some other thread.....I admit it.
There, feel better now?

But seriously now, I have seen evidence of telepathy and other synchronicities far more astounding than this one...

When it rains syncs there comes a point where you no longer count the drops.
Let alone try to catch them.
Welcome to the village of busted minds.
Although I do strongly recommend finding a strategy first of how to leave your day job and get an independent income.

Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

[PurpleLama]

In reference to synchronicity, jump into the river, you can't drown.

[PurpleLama]

Posted by ulli (here)
Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.

Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???

[PurpleLama]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.

Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???


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No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.

Oh man!!!

Talk about throwing a bucket of cold water on another line of funnies ...

Oh well ... JB would have been on my carcass in no time anyway ...

[ulli]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Eccentricity is one of the perks of the idle rich.

Somebody forget to tell the rednecks in Miss'ippi.

Stop the press ... there are rich rednecks???


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No no no no no

I only meant than nobody told us you had to be rich to be eccentric. Oops.

So where do you see eccentricity there? I thought that was the norm, worldwide speaking.

Besides you can never be too rich, nor too thin.

[Calz]

Okay ... here and now ... enough with the jokes ... we have serious business to attend to.

Today ... the Moon will get struck by an asteroid .... Hoagy Hairdoo says so!!!!

No???

Well then ... tomorrow there is the FEMA takeover of all the airwaves and a naval excercise ...

Cannot deny that yet again???

Okay ... ace up the sleeves ... 11.11.11

End o dah world as we know it (and I feel ... fine).

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo

[modwiz]

Posted by Lisab (here)
Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Like any difficult trip, take comfort in knowing, this too shall pass. Even better, the other side of a healing crisis is better health.

[Lisab]

Thanks Modwiz I think Im already starting to feel a little better. The village helps. At least Ive got the giggles!!! But I know its all in agood cause. FREEDOM! And I also understand the pain is an indication of the right blend. So cool.

[9eagle9]

Fawlty manifestation. Everyone wanted the FEM to take over the world and clearly not understanding the madness associated with that, FEM-a is now going to be arranging things.

Clearly hen the feminine principile was imagined it was more of a S&M nature as FEM-a demonstrates.

[ulli]

Hi 9eagle9
nice of you to drop by, but I couldn't understand your post.
I even googled fem-a and all that came up was FEMA.

[Calz]

Okay.

Been wanting to post this song for a long long time ... and finally I have a version that is tasteful enough to post.

Think end of the cycle stuff and bringing down the "old" system.

Not a gloomy song at all when you consider Gaia and Her Health (which we need as a species to survive )

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxk_wYeIv6I

[Sierra]

Posted by Lisab (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

Thanks Ulli. Forewarned is forearmed and I like to know. x

You got that right Lisa. When the astrology thread was going, Ulli warned me the month of October was going to be rough. I tell ya, it was one of the worst months of my life ... Shocking revelations. If I hadn't been warned by Ulli, I may not have been able to put myself in "detach and observe" mode as much as I did ...

Ulli, thank you dear heart for being here, and being you.

[modwiz]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Okay.

Been wanting to post this song for a long long time ... and finally I have a version that is tasteful enough to post.

Think end of the cycle stuff and bringing down the "old" system.

Not a gloomy song at all when you consider Gaia and Her Health (which we need as a species to survive )

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dxk_wYeIv6I

Hey, that's not how you spell enema. Freakin illiterates.

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Posted by Sierra (here)

Posted by Lisab (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Planet for the month: Uranus on your natal Saturn.
That one really sucks.
Everything you have ever built for yourself as a solid structure is now being dynamited.

Breathe breathe breathe.....

Thanks Ulli. Forewarned is forearmed and I like to know. x

You got that right Lisa. When the astrology thread was going, Ulli warned me the month of October was going to be rough. I tell ya, it was one of the worst months of my life ... Shocking revelations. If I hadn't been warned by Ulli, I may not have been able to put myself in "detach and observe" mode as much as I did ...

Ulli, thank you dear heart for being here, and being you.

Yes, Ulli is awesome. I hope she doesn't see this though. It might make her blush.

[ulli]

It feels weird, definitely, being talked about.
Even in a positive way.
You guys are the sweetest people I have ever encountered.
Most people think I'm totally crazy.
Talking about astrology or religion, UFOs and quantum physics is something I have had to give up in my circles.

I feel lucky if I can converse art cinema with my son, though.
Dan_33 has been contributing great conversation starters
on my profile page.
It's all been a lesson, however, in how alienation (alien nation) can lead to the discovery of the true self.
Which is ultimately the best friend we can have.

Anyway, I was just going to crack another joke egg over Calz's latest video:
Following Modwiz' lead I was going to write:

that's not how you spell STOOL either!!
OK, Calz, balls are in your court now.