Here and Now...What's Happening?

[donk]

And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

[astrid]

What a day,
night all

XX

[Flash]

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

[Kiforall]

I was a few days late watching the Pele report but got round to it last night.

He was ABSOLUTELY mirroring the information I had just been telling my partner. It all fit in perfectly!

I know we've been talking astrology over the last few days but this was mad that it was so true, and talking about truth I'm getting there.

I want to thank the village who always seem to be there when you need them, visiting threads, with comments and pictures etc. But I know why now, I know who controls what is here and now and I know we are all a part of it.

And three days off the nicotine

[ulli]

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

So is this the Jack Handey guy from Saturday Night Live?
Maybe he thinks up quotes that come in "handy" when you need revenge ....
Kids do know how to press the buttons of their elders....

[ulli]

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

Ok, this guy is basically about taking political correctness to task.
Here is another of his quotes....I happen to find funny:


"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?
We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

[RunningDeer]

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

@Ulli, I'm reading in chronological order. Just discovered your post.

Hi Flash,
People that watch 'Saturday Night Live' understand this humor of Jack Handey, who may not be a real person. Here's a full page of examples of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" and I've added just a few here. One last point the show comes on @ 11:30 p.m.

• When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!
• Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
• If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Sunday Night Live - Deep Thoughts

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSrXpFb7jFo

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

My parents and brothers went nuts when they found out that we told out kids the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter bunny. They accused us of threatening their own children's innocence. My wife and I were polite but firm: "Sorry, our kids asked us an honest question, and we gave an honest answer. We are sorry that you don't approve of us being honest to our children." To this day, my kids love the idea of Santa and enjoy the festivities and have fun, but they know its only pretend. I recounted it before here, but I remember asking my great-grandmother if Santa was real when I was about 6 or seven, and she said yes. She said that one Xmas eve she awoke to find Santa and that he gave her a shot with a large hypodermic needle to put her back to sleep. That scared the piss out of me! WTF? I think I would've been less damaged by the truth in that case.

[Carmody]

Just received this:


Technology has clearly outstripped mankind's ability to handle it.

For instance, because of overly aggressive spelling auto-correct, the time travel application I created for my computer, only wants to send me into the furniture.

This is kind of hilarious for the OBE types, as you can get stuck in walls, stone, rock, ..and....furniture.

[RunningDeer]

Breaking News - Cyprus bank robbery. Is your bank stealing your money?? with Barbara Goldsmith

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=QOMM0zSvUbY

Published on Mar 17, 2013

http://www.yourastrologysigns.com 
Governments and authorities often make important announcements that people won't like during Mercury retrograde. And Cyprus and the EU and IMF have done just that. The are introducing a bailout levy which is forcing savers with under 100,000 euros to pay 6.75% and those with over 100,000 euros must pay 9.9%.


It's daylight robbery!! It was announced at the weekend when most banks are closed, and people are queuing at ATM's to try to get some money out...........People could not prepare for this....so I am advising you ALL wherever you live to beware of the banks. All banks are interconnected and your money is not safe in a bank.

Make sure you have enough cash out of the bank. And invest the rest in gold and silver. Right now, the prices of bullion are low. We will have to learn how to work together - bartering and exchanging services rather than engaging in the tax regimes which are going to get stronger and tighter as the months go by. In the long run, this can be a good thing as we can work in communities and support one another. But let's not let the banks rip us off and let's try to prepare for the coming changes.

[Carmody]

ouch

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xWMkOwq2qIU

[Flash]

Posted by Paula (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

@Ulli, I'm reading in chronological order. Just discovered your post.

Hi Flash,
People that watch 'Saturday Night Live' understand this humor of Jack Handey, who may not be a real person. Here's a full page of examples of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" and I've added just a few here. One last point the show comes on @ 11:30 p.m.

• When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!
• Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
• If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Sunday Night Live - Deep Thoughts

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSrXpFb7jFo

OK, thanks Paula, just caught something that is related to cultural difference. I never watch Saturday Night, ever, only once or twice in my life, once because of Sarah Palin. So i did not have any point of reference. I thought Donk had fallen on his head....

Thanks

¤=[Post Update]=¤

Posted by Carmody (here)
Just received this:


Technology has clearly outstripped mankind's ability to handle it.

For instance, because of overly aggressive spelling auto-correct, the time travel application I created for my computer, only wants to send me into the furniture.

This is kind of hilarious for the OBE types, as you can get stuck in walls, stone, rock, ..and....furniture.

Yes, funny. It is also hilarious for French Canadian trying to write something in English on IPhone. Auto correct always corrects it back to French, it makes for hilarious sentences.

[Dennis Leahy]

Yes, Flash, it is parody. The character "Jack Handy" says atrocious, ignorant remarks - delivered as if they are words of wisdom.

Dennis

[ulli]

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by Paula (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

Posted by Flash (here)

Posted by donk (here)
And now deep thoughts, by Jack Handey:

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another
cute thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."

I am sorry Donk, but what a stupid thing to say to a kid. Furthermore adding up guilt programming makes it utterly disgusting. My opinion.

edit: I don't even find it poetic. Sunday wake up time. I had promised myself I would never lie like this to my dauhgter, she was worth much more, being an intelligent being. I lied for Santa Claus, thinking it was making her happy in her wild imagination about it. When she discovered Santa did not exist, she cried for days. You know what she said: the hurt is not that Santa does not exist, the hurt is that you did not tell me the truth, you lied to me mom. My mommy can lie to me.
Gosh, do I remember, lesson well taken.

@Ulli, I'm reading in chronological order. Just discovered your post.

Hi Flash,
People that watch 'Saturday Night Live' understand this humor of Jack Handey, who may not be a real person. Here's a full page of examples of "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy" and I've added just a few here. One last point the show comes on @ 11:30 p.m.

• When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
• If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!
• Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
• If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Sunday Night Live - Deep Thoughts

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=KSrXpFb7jFo

OK, thanks Paula, just caught something that is related to cultural difference. I never watch Saturday Night, ever, only once or twice in my life, once because of Sarah Palin. So i did not have any point of reference. I thought Donk had fallen on his head....

Thanks

¤=[Post Update]=¤

Posted by Carmody (here)
Just received this:


Technology has clearly outstripped mankind's ability to handle it.

For instance, because of overly aggressive spelling auto-correct, the time travel application I created for my computer, only wants to send me into the furniture.

This is kind of hilarious for the OBE types, as you can get stuck in walls, stone, rock, ..and....furniture.

Yes, funny. It is also hilarious for French Canadian trying to write something in English on IPhone. Auto correct always corrects it back to French, it makes for hilarious sentences.

You can get your iphone configured for any laguage you use with frequency.
I configured my iPhone for German, Spanish and English, which then can be accessed via the globe key on the left of the space bar.
Still, I sometimes forget to switch and funny shyte happens.

[Dennis Leahy]

I've got my eyes on you!



Dennis

[astrid]

Funny but sadly true still for so much of the planet.
pretty much sums up the mess we are in.
Pass the buck and if you cant do that, hide or throw it out,
trashing the place even more.
Thankfully there are new models popping up everywhere at the grass
roots, ready for when the old becomes so sick that it just falls over.
There is hope

[ulli]

Capitalism:

[Dennis Leahy]

Two images:

One is a girly pin-up version of a St. Patrick's Day message. C'mon, you know you like her more than some saintly guy scaring snakes out of Ireland.

The second one is what they saw in Alaska last night, and what I had hoped to see: the Aurora Borealis putting on a spectacular show.







Dennis

[Guest]

Happy 1,000,000 views Ulli and Villagers.... it's been awesome.





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[RunningDeer]

Posted by Dennis Leahy (here)
Two images:

One is a girly pin-up version of a St. Patrick's Day message. C'mon, you know you like her more than some saintly guy scaring snakes out of Ireland.

The second one is what they saw in Alaska last night, and what I had hoped to see: the Aurora Borealis putting on a spectacular show.

Dennis

Happy St. Patrick's Day, DL and All!