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			Russian Yoda be like?
"Best effort to be Jedi this?"
"Embarrassment you are"
"Clown Jedi we not need"
"Useless you are, starve yourself you must."
 
			
		
	 
  In his little hovel on Dantooine, Yoda is tutting in your general direction, sir.
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"Your best effort to be Jedi this is, hmm?"
"Embarrassment you are –"
"– we need not clown Jedi,"
"Starve yourself you must. Useless, you are."
 
			
		
	 
  But let's suppose that Joda was from Russia, and he had a very basic understanding of English and translated his words with that very basic level, then it would sound a lot like what Matthew wrote :P
Because most Russians when first start speaking English, do literal translations and confuse where words must be placed in sentences, they move words around until it 'makes sense' to them and it ends up looking very very obvious just like in Matthew's post. That's why what he wrote looks like "Russian street English" 
The way you fixed it i guess it's correct, but it loses the "Russianness" aspect of it, as was meant in a joking way by Matthew :)
It may help to get it, if you read Mathews post with a Russian accent, like the exaggerate one from Boris :bigsmile::bigsmile::bigsmile: Then you'll see it :P
 
			
		
	 
  
And I suggest that your friend Mathew uses the Google street translator to Russian if he wants to sound like Russian Yoda .
 
			
		
	 
  No need to, i got the joke, most people didn't, it wasn't mean in any way to insult or pretend anything but a joke for russians
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			And you Mashika just eat the cheese.
Because your country has dumped several tons of best French and Dutch cheese on Polish border after EU imposed sanctions on them.
I doubt that any of you experienced lots of hunger or thirst in your life, did you.
None of my friends did.
			
		
	
  Well as it happens i have, i went away from home at 15 and spent a very hard time for the next 3 years. Was living of scraps and having a very hard time on my own, until i got some help again and was able to return to school and attempt a normal life again, but i have no reason to explain those things anymore, to anyone.
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			But I do because there are only rich, stupid , mediocre people running the show.
I pick the giant Voloda from your movies for my voice. True hero he is.
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  I don't know what happened and i respect your privacy and right to feel the way you feel, i just don't understand why you kind of take it on me, since i have done nothing wrong to you as far as i remember. But if i did, please accept my apologies, i did not meant to or realize i was doing it.
I am not in control whatsoever of what other people do at higher levels of government, or even have a voice there, at all, and i have been a victim of it too, in several ways across my life
I don't know what i did wrong to cause you to feel this way about my, but i'm sorry for whatever i did to lead you into seeing me in this way.
 
			
		
	 
  
Mashika, in all seriousness: I’m sorry for whatever misunderstandings and sadness I’ve caused to you,
I thought all that was said here is on humors side.
Never a terrifying or an offensive one, certainly not on my part but fearing I’ve overstepped and hurt you quite unintentionally ,
my words meant more “protect your cheese” :)
I love cheese.
You are dear, sweet, smart and intelligent enough to understand this can’t be personal.
Guess I had bad night and right now after logging in I happened upon some unclear mishaps from 2016 that should have been long forgotten but so much has happened since. 
I do not trust I’m always read correctly, no matter how well I try or how many photos would be inserted for proof here,
and the people who go after those like me basically demanding confession to one or another blatant lie they’ve made up aren’t the alphabet agencies or righteous ones,
they’re lone wolves in most cases and most of us are quite defenseless against it.
So sorry again, my humor is gone today.
( this too, with pinch of salt)
No harms to you, best wishes
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		Honestly; I’ve got hit by so much information last few days and more “in the clouds” in between beyond what can be verbalized immediately it caused me some hiccup last night.
I don’t mind sharing this or sounding funny and it concerns long series and vast space of events so not all can be conveyed immediately but some dots and synapses have connected , many at once.
I washed my head almost twice and at 8 pm I wished to rest but my head was heating up , even my hair went hot. Not the rest of the body fortunately was supercool.
It’s late autumn here with temperatures around 17 C at day and 9 C at night. Thought it’s rather hot night and everything about Covid 19.
After two hours I decided to get some help and got wrapped in the wet towel I hung outside.
It took another two hours to bear any effect.
But as the night was cooling I managed and with some help of cold water, quite surprised to find in the morning that my head looks just about as usually but like I’ve not slept at all 😅
Trying to eliminate it was allergy reaction to Panthene ProV.
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		This hit me badly, just among else and it was on the RT news yesterday and they’ve taken it down since.
Russian shaman who pledged to save the world from satanist and pedofiles walks towards Moscow
Unfortunately this news article does not say it all, those I read yesterday mentioned he walked more than 7000 kilometers starting from Yakutsk , I believe, far eastern Siberia in order to meet (confront ?) Mr Putin.
Look to his eyes , quite special . But mad ? 
Someone who actually walked 7000 km through frozen Siberia err mad like hatter ?
He was detained under mental health act I believe and quite like the previous shaman they mention at pages.
It’s not unlike the humanitarian issue of Tibetan monks and nuns facing depravity in China and internationally and forced to renounce their mother tongue, religion, destroy their own schools and monasteries and stop all pro Tibetan activities.
It’s not unlike the threat of war we are occasionally facing because some people declared their Gods and Teachers of humanity dead.
We have killed Jesus but also Buddha and Confucius.
We have killed them many times ..
but in truth, the Truth of Them
is unborn and also guilt free so also unstained, long lived and most benevolent,
the truth shall never die.
PS to self: “Big words you have but little wisdom” :)
	 
 
	
	
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I don't know what i did wrong to cause you to feel this way about my, but i'm sorry for whatever i did to lead you into seeing me in this way.
			
		
	 
  
Mashika, in all seriousness: I’m sorry for whatever misunderstandings and sadness I’ve caused to you,
I thought all that was said here is on humors side.
So sorry again, my humor is gone today.
( this too, with pinch of salt)
No harms to you, best wishes
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  when the intent is pure? love always emerges :heart:
much love to both of you
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		ok .. . seriously? .... i'm just going to bed then!
can someone please wake me when this nightmare ends?
	 
 
	
	
	
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