Posted by Mashika
(here)
Posted by Agape
(here)
Posted by Mashika
(here)
Posted by Star Mariner
(here)
Posted by Matthew
(here)
Russian Yoda be like?
"Best effort to be Jedi this?"
"Embarrassment you are"
"Clown Jedi we not need"
"Useless you are, starve yourself you must."
In his little hovel on Dantooine, Yoda is tutting in your general direction, sir.
Corrected:
"Your best effort to be Jedi this is, hmm?"
"Embarrassment you are –"
"– we need not clown Jedi,"
"Starve yourself you must. Useless, you are."
But let's suppose that Joda was from Russia, and he had a very basic understanding of English and translated his words with that very basic level, then it would sound a lot like what Matthew wrote
Because most Russians when first start speaking English, do literal translations and confuse where words must be placed in sentences, they move words around until it 'makes sense' to them and it ends up looking very very obvious just like in Matthew's post. That's why what he wrote looks like "Russian street English"
The way you fixed it i guess it's correct, but it loses the "Russianness" aspect of it, as was meant in a joking way by Matthew
It may help to get it, if you read Mathews post with a Russian accent, like the exaggerate one from Boris
Then you'll see it
And I suggest that your friend Mathew uses the Google street translator to Russian if he wants to sound like Russian Yoda .
No need to, i got the joke, most people didn't, it wasn't mean in any way to insult or pretend anything but a joke for russians
And you Mashika just eat the cheese.
Because your country has dumped several tons of best French and Dutch cheese on Polish border after EU imposed sanctions on them.
I doubt that any of you experienced lots of hunger or thirst in your life, did you.
None of my friends did.
Well as it happens i have, i went away from home at 15 and spent a very hard time for the next 3 years. Was living of scraps and having a very hard time on my own, until i got some help again and was able to return to school and attempt a normal life again, but i have no reason to explain those things anymore, to anyone.
But I do because there are only rich, stupid , mediocre people running the show.
I pick the giant Voloda from your movies for my voice. True hero he is.
Yours sincerely
I don't know what happened and i respect your privacy and right to feel the way you feel, i just don't understand why you kind of take it on me, since i have done nothing wrong to you as far as i remember. But if i did, please accept my apologies, i did not meant to or realize i was doing it.
I am not in control whatsoever of what other people do at higher levels of government, or even have a voice there, at all, and i have been a victim of it too, in several ways across my life
I don't know what i did wrong to cause you to feel this way about my, but i'm sorry for whatever i did to lead you into seeing me in this way.
Re: Meme Your Memeiest Memes Thread
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks