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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    With the queen dropping titles of books ... perhaps anyone who remembers reading "Dune" will recognize one of the recruitments I am working on ...
    Well done Yoeman Calz!

    I too have located a Dunecat, goes by the name of "Noona". She will be in contact with you shortly in regards to her training to topple the queen...............

    Since you are the one who presented us with this hilarious kitten
    it is safe to assume that that kitten is YOU, or an aspect of you.
    Hilarious, yes...up to a point...then it got stuck....
    in the end of a sweater sleeve.
    Anyway, I will let you out, now go and run along...
    Angelina has three hairs in her left nostril, go and find the photo.
    It's somewhere on the www.
    Bring it back to me before sunset today. Barbados longitude.

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    HERE and NOW...is changing CONSTANTLY..whew!!!

    Hi! Im a visitor from the other side...proj camelot..well now a member of both sides!

    Theres soooo much going on right now tht one days post will b tomorrows old news! The pressure, the spinning, the vibration occurs more often....sometimes i can feel the vibration and shaking within me. Man made or natural causes...WHO KNOWS??... depending on wht the highlight of the day is? Sometimes i feel like im in heaven, light as a feather, and other times feel the weight and pressure of being SQUEEZED in different dimentions of time/space, space/time. <-------very uncomfortable. Sometimes i feel like im in the past of this life's experience. My body and consciousness seems to always b shifting. Well there u have it...whts happening Here and Now. Should b interesting to see how the here and now changes but in the meantime HUGS all around! we deserve it!

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Quote Posted by Sierra (here)
    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Quote Posted by Sierra (here)
    <grabbing Callie and spinning her around to face me>Wake up! You will remember everything that happened! Calz ... Calz? Those hypnotism lessons ... we got a little carried away ...
    No Yoeman Calz!!!


    You must resist the equally as evil as the queen and JB, Sierra (pictured below)!

    Attachment 10758

    You are a HE Yoeman Calz, not a she!


    <smack thumping Heyoka_11 for his denseness> I'm waking him UP! He was hypnotized by my queen to think he was female so he would expose all your plans, but instead, Callie went into an altered state and couldn't remember anything! So ... <looking around again ...> <uh oh ... > <running into PL's backyard to hide from ulli>
    The "alter" you refer to as Callie can only be accessed by the correct "trigger".

    Look for it in about 7 hours time when this "host" enters it's home domain and can thus spam youtubes.

    (hope this isn't considered consorting with the enemy???)
    Okay ... host is safely in the comfort zone of it's home domain.

    There have been some desperate pleas to break through and converse with my alter known to the enemy camp as "Callie".

    Let us all assume the village seance positions ... *waits* for PL to assume the hung ninja look as we need the surge of blood to his brain to pull this off.

    Candles and incense help create the proper effect.

    JB croons seep through the veil.

    Let us bring forth the proper energies so that this host can go back to Callie ...



    ***I don't think so***
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    Quote Posted by christinedream7 (here)
    HERE and NOW...is changing CONSTANTLY..whew!!!

    Hi! Im a visitor from the other side...proj camelot..well now a member of both sides!

    Theres soooo much going on right now tht one days post will b tomorrows old news! The pressure, the spinning, the vibration occurs more often....sometimes i can feel the vibration and shaking within me. Man made or natural causes...WHO KNOWS??... depending on wht the highlight of the day is? Sometimes i feel like im in heaven, light as a feather, and other times feel the weight and pressure of being SQUEEZED in different dimentions of time/space, space/time. <-------very uncomfortable. Sometimes i feel like im in the past of this life's experience. My body and consciousness seems to always b shifting. Well there u have it...whts happening Here and Now. Should b interesting to see how the here and now changes but in the meantime HUGS all around! we deserve it!
    Welcome, welcome, Christine, to the Village.
    This is where the most alert, divine Femmes congregate.
    Another one to help us in our battle against those anarchist barbarian hordes.

    These are our strategies: either we get them to join us, but that is tricky, as they are tricksters.
    Or we carry on the traditional way, which I'm sure you are familiar with.
    Here are your weapons, a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes, a marble rolling pin, and a pair of very sharp scissors.

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    Don't worry, Calz, I got one even better.

    *shazaam*

    You are *Calz_Avaretard* now and forevermore.

    Callie is no longer there to haunt you, buddy.


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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)
    Quote Posted by christinedream7 (here)
    HERE and NOW...is changing CONSTANTLY..whew!!!

    Hi! Im a visitor from the other side...proj camelot..well now a member of both sides!

    Theres soooo much going on right now tht one days post will b tomorrows old news! The pressure, the spinning, the vibration occurs more often....sometimes i can feel the vibration and shaking within me. Man made or natural causes...WHO KNOWS??... depending on wht the highlight of the day is? Sometimes i feel like im in heaven, light as a feather, and other times feel the weight and pressure of being SQUEEZED in different dimentions of time/space, space/time. <-------very uncomfortable. Sometimes i feel like im in the past of this life's experience. My body and consciousness seems to always b shifting. Well there u have it...whts happening Here and Now. Should b interesting to see how the here and now changes but in the meantime HUGS all around! we deserve it!
    Welcome, welcome, Christine, to the Village.
    This is where the most alert, divine Femmes congregate.
    Another one to help us in our battle against those anarchist barbarian hordes.

    These are our strategies: either we get them to join us, but that is tricky, as they are tricksters.
    Or we carry on the traditional way, which I'm sure you are familiar with.
    Here are your weapons, a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes, a marble rolling pin, and a pair of very sharp scissors.
    And here is your cast iron skillet. Keep it secret, keep it safe.

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Quote Posted by Sierra (here)
    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
    Quote Posted by Sierra (here)
    <grabbing Callie and spinning her around to face me>Wake up! You will remember everything that happened! Calz ... Calz? Those hypnotism lessons ... we got a little carried away ...
    No Yoeman Calz!!!


    You must resist the equally as evil as the queen and JB, Sierra (pictured below)!

    Attachment 10758

    You are a HE Yoeman Calz, not a she!


    <smack thumping Heyoka_11 for his denseness> I'm waking him UP! He was hypnotized by my queen to think he was female so he would expose all your plans, but instead, Callie went into an altered state and couldn't remember anything! So ... <looking around again ...> <uh oh ... > <running into PL's backyard to hide from ulli>
    The "alter" you refer to as Callie can only be accessed by the correct "trigger".

    Look for it in about 7 hours time when this "host" enters it's home domain and can thus spam youtubes.

    (hope this isn't considered consorting with the enemy???)
    Okay ... host is safely in the comfort zone of it's home domain.

    There have been some desperate pleas to break through and converse with my alter known to the enemy camp as "Callie".

    Let us all assume the village seance positions ... *waits* for PL to assume the hung ninja look as we need the surge of blood to his brain to pull this off.

    Candles and incense help create the proper effect.

    JB croons seep through the veil.

    Let us bring forth the proper energies so that this host can go back to Callie ...



    ***I don't think so***
    Oh shoot...Calzium is back. Who snapped their fingers?
    Fortunately our numbers are being kept up, new sirens singing their songs.
    Hadn't counted on treachery from within my own ranks here.
    Where the h*** is SIERRA??????

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    Angelina has three hairs in her left nostril, go and find the photo. It's somewhere on the www. Bring it back to me before sunset today. Barbados longitude.
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    That'll have to do.

    Your day of treachery is just beginning.

    Heyoka's day of glorious battle is at an end.



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    SIERRA is safe... At an undisclosed location. Many sub-densities may be accessed from my back yard. God bless the Fae.

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    Oh shoot...Calzium is back. Who snapped their fingers?
    Fortunately our numbers are being kept up, new sirens singing their songs.
    Hadn't counted on treachery from within my own ranks here.
    Where the h*** is SIERRA??????
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    I am wondering, dear ulli, if perhaps the op should be edited so the unsuspecting may be more aware of what they might be getting themselves in to here and now. You know, before they get conscripted into a war they might not even be aware of. Just a thought.

    Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
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    Quote Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)
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    Angelina has three hairs in her left nostril, go and find the photo. It's somewhere on the www. Bring it back to me before sunset today. Barbados longitude.
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    That'll have to do.

    Your day of treachery is just beginning.

    Heyoka's day of glorious battle is at an end.



    Just as I thought. I expected you would stoop to cheating.
    But I never thought you'd resort to using Obama's "artist".

    Well, here's another chance...you have seven more hours. Too bad they coincide with your beddie time...he-he

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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)
    Quote Posted by ViralSpiral (here)
    Quote Posted by modwiz (here)
    have never seen a police officer here.
    Best I send one then, to arrest you for squatting in decadence


    Truly, a remarkable life.

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    and computer.....






    Did you notice Ulli's large garden?
    Not sure if the monkeys are vegetarians.
    And there's nowhere close by that would even DREAM of supplying three meals a day.
    But I can see the appeal, otherwise.
    I'm totally allergic to snow myself.

    I suggest you keep looking at Heyoka's cat pictures...it might help you to appreciate your wife's cats.
    I only eat two a day. Never been to breakfast here in two years. It's too early for this owl.
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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    I am wondering, dear ulli, if perhaps the op should be edited so the unsuspecting may be more aware of what they might be getting themselves in to here and now. You know, before they get conscripted into a war they might not even be aware of. Just a thought.

    Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.
    Well, I hadn't counted on having to report from a war zone,
    let alone the front lines, had I?
    I hadn't counted on the treacheries.

    I started this thread full of naiveté and goodwill.
    Just give me seven more hours and all will be back to normal.
    Heyoka will wake up and find himself in a cave in the Antarctic from where he actually originated.

    Witty and hunky Calz and sweet Junebug, and dear Rahkyt and even confused Sierra can rejoin this village and feel safe again.
    Law and Order will prevail, won't it?
    It always does.

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    Welcome, welcome, Christine, to the Village.
    This is where the most alert, divine Femmes congregate.
    Another one to help us in our battle against those anarchist barbarian hordes.

    These are our strategies: either we get them to join us, but that is tricky, as they are tricksters.
    Or we carry on the traditional way, which I'm sure you are familiar with.
    Here are your weapons, a pair of Manolo Blahnik shoes, a marble rolling pin, and a pair of very sharp scissors



    Thx for the welcome!

    Lol, need some time to figure out where peeps are coming from and learn their sense of humor, but just to let all know i luv to b sarcastic!!

    I dont need any rolling pins or cast iron skillets! Been cookin for a looonnngggg time...The Souffle is done! Waitin to turn this thing inside out as was intended
    We X Billions want to change the world and it appears we are......
    PARADISE IS POSSIBLE EVERYWHERE 4 EVERYONE

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    Quote Posted by ulli (here)

    Well, I hadn't counted on having to report from a war zone,
    let alone the front lines, had I?
    I hadn't counted on the treacheries.

    I started this thread full of naiveté and goodwill.
    Just give me seven more hours and all will be back to normal.
    Heyoka will wake up and find himself in a cave in the Antarctic from where he actually originated.

    Witty and hunky Calz and sweet Junebug, and dear Rahkyt and even confused Sierra can rejoin this village and feel safe again.
    Law and Order will prevail, won't it?
    It always does.
    Rahkyt has been here???

    No no no ... just another attempt of treachery to get me to read the first 56 pages.

    Quick oh Herculean Holster of Humongous and Hung Hormone Hero Heyota_11 ... I will start a diversion while a very well placed ninja can plant said nose hairs in said region.



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    You know i can't make a single move without syncs happening, think i've got to write a book. Now it's in connection with Angelina. Tell you later alligator And the sun is reflected in a single window across the football ground, the size and color of an orange.

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    Thx for the welcome!

    Lol, need some time to figure out where peeps are coming from and learn their sense of humor, but just to let all know i luv to b sarcastic!!

    I dont need any rolling pins or cast iron skillets! Been cookin for a looonnngggg time...The Souffle is done! Waitin to turn this thing inside out as was intended
    Well played Christinedream7

    You learn quickly ... and are strong with the force.

    Seek out the council of queen ulli.

    The village must suffer the karma of inviting (twice) a virus into their community.

    That's the short version.

    On a more serious note ... aboard.

    We are just havin a bit o fun ... don't let it scare you off

    Cal

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    I regret to inform you, calz, that much has indeed transpired in the 56 pages you missed, and Rahkyt has indeed been here, oh, somewhere between 40 to 60 pages ago, with pictures of his new baby, no less. It falls to you to decide if honor now binds you to read all those pages skipped. Sorry, magic is no help in this circumstance.
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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    I regret to inform you, calz, that much has indeed transpired in the 56 pages you missed, and Rahkyt has indeed been here, oh, somewhere between 40 to 60 pages ago, with pictures of his new baby, no less. It falls to you to decide if honor now binds you to read all those pages skipped. Sorry, magic is no help in this circumstance.
    Did the baby thang in another thread ... (happy to see his name anywhere).

    40-60 ... well that narrows it down just a bit

    Honor ... magic ... all is fair in love and war ... perhaps that feminine color is clouding your preceptions???
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    I regret to inform you, calz, that much has indeed transpired in the 56 pages you missed, and Rahkyt has indeed been here, oh, somewhere between 40 to 60 pages ago, with pictures of his new baby, no less. It falls to you to decide if honor now binds you to read all those pages skipped. Sorry, magic is no help in this circumstance.
    Did the baby thang in another thread ... (happy to see his name anywhere).

    40-60 ... well that narrows it down just a bit

    Honor ... magic ... all is fair in love and war ... perhaps that feminine color is clouding your preceptions???
    Oh, well if you saw the baby in another thread, then you should be good. My color button malfunctioned so I was trying to remember the code from memory. Almost made me look like ulli had brought me over to the dark side.

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