Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Calz]

Okay sleepy village nuggets ... here and now I am pulling a juke box with what little strength my poor (ready to be sacrificed, roasted and eaten alive) body can muster.

Juke boxes don't do well getting pulled through a village ... but if I am going to have a dying wish ... I may as well have heyoka herculean strength (no doubt inspired by 6).

This is dedicated to June Critter as well as (perhaps) a final salute (since I am the main dish) to the "all in fun" gender wars. A bit of a southern crooner ... goes back to the 70's.

Before we go there ... remember to read the label whilst deciding what you want to digest.




Being a jokester comes at a cost. There are more artificial sweeteners in me that are spelled in such a convoluted manner that I am not sure even Carmody would know what the chemical/alchemical makeup comes to without an online wiki app.

... and you know what they say about absorbing the characteristics and qualities of your soon to be devoured animal (or human for those getting a jump on cannibalism once the food runs out) ... just saying ... just saying ... cuz I am a thoughtful kinda guy.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=4Z5IIps2Ha0

Oh yeah

... better add another for Halloween ...

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6k57_67AEOY

Lastly ... since we are doin Halloween and the females eating of their males ...

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=JVHUyDxmi_Q

[Calz]

Wow ... things really are slowing down here in the village.

Okay ... perhaps that is the way of things ... after a salute to June I need to follow up with PL

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5l75skRMlXk

(personal note here ... this movie made me cry on several occasions )

(note the purple hankie)

[Marianne]

Cal, I owe you at least one now ... what were you thinking, posting ACCESS DENIED! vids on my lunch hour

Now, you must keep your body intact long enough for payback ... coming in the form of a 3 AM posting without a title.

[Calz]

Time for desperate measures.

CPR necessary ... first from our furry friends then viral.






Yes ... Yes ... Yes ... It's ***ALIVE***!!!




C'mon there village people ... gots to keep this one alive.

[Marianne]

Picture #2 is a wee tad desperate, don't ya think?? Well, truthfully, they ALL are!! But as long as we gets there ....

the village menfolk need to take some advice:

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=_tKIPuLfeKg

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Junebug (here)
darn that heyoka ...............

Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

I do recall our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!

[Marianne]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Junebug (here)
darn that heyoka ...............

Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

I do recall our our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!

I beg to differ, young man ... as I recall, you escalated a perfectly innocent remark
... but your sis is generous enuff to give you the gold cup if it will keep you quiet.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Junebug (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Junebug (here)
darn that heyoka ...............

Twas not of my doing tootsie wootsie!

I do recall our our posts verbatim, so we could always post them again................but, you know, those Southern ways!

I beg to differ, young man ... as I recall, you escalated a perfectly innocent remark
... but your sis is generous enuff to give you the gold cup if it will keep you quiet.

Hmmm.........well if there's a gold cup involved I guess I have little choice but to keep my fat trap shut then!

You have successfully bought my silence Marianne, so here's a cup for you as well...........

[ulli]

Sometimes I feel so irrelephant

[PurpleLama]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Wow ... things really are slowing down here in the village.

Okay ... perhaps that is the way of things ... after a salute to June I need to follow up with PL

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=5l75skRMlXk

(personal note here ... this movie made me cry on several occasions )

(note the purple hankie)

Many thanks, there, ol' Calz!

But, I gotta tell ya, I always was more of a:

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6p307WSTFRE

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)
Sometimes I feel so irrelephant

What treachery is this????

The Queen feeling like the ear of an elephant???






Must be a secret Halloween code of some sort.

Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.

man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

Heyoka has other things to do...................

[Calz]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Men ... on your toes ... something is a foot.

man Cal, you are herbey promoted to the rank of Commander.

Heyoka has other things to do...................

Rut ro ...

It appears as though after dinner is served ... the Ladies will win by default ...

[PurpleLama]

Man, Calz, that's tough, the supreme commander has abandoned you to your fate. I don't even know if any of my magic faery sparkles can save you from an elephant eared ulli.

I guess it's leftover calz on the morrow. Cannibalism doesn't really bother me so much. I look forward to grokking you buddy, in fullness.

As they say, dem's da brakes.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I

[Marianne]

Oh Lordy, you guys ... is it healthy to laugh this much last thing at night? I can see you men have way too much time on your hands ... may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.

[Playdo of Ataraxas]

Boo! Happy Samhain everyone!

[ViralSpiral]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Men ... on your toes ... something is afoot.


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Yes, what is it? Today feels different.

My koala visitor has left and I am getting ready for a business trip to Holland. Its cold and dark. We havent had snow yet, which may mean a mild winter. I ♥ snow!!
Wonder how Modwiz is getting along? Should be near the end of his stay in his palace


Here some pics taken in my garden & village earlier this year.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Junebug (here)
may I suggest K.P. duty... we have ears to chop up and clown meat to slice. Heyoka, you're in charge.

Sorry Sis, but this picture of Cal's.......

..............has me totally grossed out.

I do not think that I am up to it!

[Lisab]

Here and Now cold and wintry but sun is shining. Little one still has a day left of his hols so were off up to Dylan Thomas's and my favourite park. The trees are beautiful in there and parts of the park, like the stream that flows through, are dedicated to his memory. x

[Marianne]

Lisa, know you are going to enjoy your time in the park with your little one!

VS, love your snowy photos. As for what's afoot/in the air, I don't know ... went to astrodienst to see if I noticed anything astro-related for us all, but only found this cartoon which will have me laughing all morning:


I hope your business trip goes better than the one depicted here.