Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Lisab]

Wow. Just picked this card from my Osho Zen Tarot pack. Asked regarding me and little uns dad. Got the card called Change......Life repeats itself mindlessly - unless you become mindful, it will go on repeating like a wheel. That's why Buddhist's call it the wheel of life and death - the wheel of time. It moves like a wheel: birth is followed by death, death is followed by birth; love is followed by hate; hate is followed by love; success is followed by failure; failure is followed by success. Just see!

If you can watch just for a few days, you will see a pattern emerging, a wheel pattern. One day, a fine morning, you are feeling so good and so happy, and another day you are so dull, so dead that you start thinking of committing suicide. And just the other day you were so full of life, so blissful that you were in a mood of deep gratefullness, and today there is great complaint and you don't see the point why one should go on living.....And it goes on and on, but you don't see the pattern.

Once you see the pattern, you can get out of it.

[PurpleLama]

I have a co-worker who is against spirituality in general, or really anything that might be cause for introspection. But, after that fateful thread of ho'oponopono and timelines and folks getting fired from charlie's cadre, I was talking about ho'oponopono, and she really took to that one, surprisingly enough.

Of course, she didn't call it ho'oponopono, she called it Hoes and Porno.

[Lisab]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I have a co-worker who is against spirituality in general, or really anything that might be cause for introspection. But, after that fateful thread of ho'oponopono and timelines and folks getting fired from charlie's cadre, I was talking about ho'oponopono, and she really took to that one, surprisingly enough.

Of course, she didn't call it ho'oponopono, she called it Hoes and Porno.

Hoes and Porno! Frickin GENIUS! Love it

[ulli]

@Lisab
You can also CHOOSE to stay with it, but in an aware state.
There are multiple patterns related to multiple areas of one's being, and astrology was for me one way of decoding those patterns.
My biggest problem was with people who lacked logic, and astrology cast a lot of light on my need and expectation for reasonable behavior.
Then came a phase in my life where I had to learn that logic was not everything.
That I ought to accept 'chaotic' people as well.
Now I have come nearly full circle...allowing chaos.
Applying the Law of Allowance.
One just has to look at the village and all the crazies who are gathered here to understand what I mean.
Which reminds me, where is Heyoka??

[Kiki]

It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

[Calz]

Posted by Kiki (here)
It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

You have come to a good place to sort it all out (understand we do our share of joking around in this particular thread) ...

and to Avalon.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)
Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............

[ulli]

Posted by Kiki (here)
It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

Hi Kiki
welcome to the Village of the Crazies.

If you don't know where to begin you are ahead of the rest of us,
who still don't know when and where to END.

Anyway, in the beginning there was
the Here and Now.
That's where it all begins.

If you feel that your mind is overloaded it means either the past with it's memories
or the future with it's unreal fantasies is running YOU, instead of YOU it.

Once that is understood you can begin to build your personal church.
They say there is a lot of money in it.

Hey, after three weeks of living in this village you will most likely be sorting out the Greek economy.

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Posted by ulli (here)
Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............

Someone forgot to bury Heyoka's head.

And Tony, my long-lost son....
WHERE IS HE????
I need him as a bouncer....

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............

Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

[PurpleLama]

Lisab, I too have an ex, who is the mother of my oldest child, now seventeen years old, who historically has been nothing but viscious and mean spirited toward me since the day we broke up as teenagers ourselves. I have to say, my patience is nothing short of profound after all the years of letting that venom pour out of her onto me. I won't go into detail, but she is hands down the most awfully behaved person I know, or was, until....

Earlier this year, my mother's mother died. A week before on a sunday afternoon I was taking my daughter home and mom got the call from hospice saying they were stopping the antiobiotics and life support, so that my grandmother could go at any time. So mom called my daughters mother to request that I be able to bring my daughter home a little late so she could see her great grandmother one last time, and the bitch was very rude in her refusal to my mother, mom called me back crying. So, I did what I had to do, I called lotusblossom and asked her to put my daughters mother "in the freezer" which is a folk magic binding. Well, usually you just write down the situation, what the person being bound won't be allowed to do anymore, etc. You spit on the paper, fold it up, stick it in a small container of water and throw that bad boy into the freezer, sealing it into a block of ice, essentially. Well, lotusblossom was a little more thorough, she *rhymed it*, and she sealed it with red wax, and tied it up with red thread, and then she froze it. Not only did we not get fussed at for going to the hospice, but *she hasn't said a mean word to me since*. After seventeen years of almost nothin but venom, she now acts like a human being toward me and my daughter and the rest of my family.

Now, I don't really recommend putting the whammy on your child's father, I don't know if that's appropriate to your situation, at least not freezing him. But there are many similar folk magic operations that might be helpful to you and all involved, like putting him in a jar of honey to 'sweeten him up' or putting him inside a shiny tin can so what he puts out gets reflected back to him. With the folk 'arts' it is just whatever you have around that might work to do what you want to do, and you don't have to be some kind of witch to make it work. Training doesn't hurt, to be sure, but I've known plenty of muggles to use it just as effectively.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............

Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Stuff it!

Just when I had thought I had recovered from the giggles when I edited that post, you've gone and started me all over again!

ulli........

When do I start the bouncer gig? I already have fifty bucks stashed.

(Where was I earlier............34,000 feet, hence out of contact!)

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...

Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop.

Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.

Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop. Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

[Calz]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the *law* on my side!!!

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the *law* on my side!!!

Marianne!! (my big sister remember).............he started it!

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Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Kiki (here)
It's 2:10 pm in Athens Greece right now... I'm in the living room, laptop on my lap. I'm so confused with all this information in my head... I have no clue how to sort it out.... where to start...

You have come to a good place to sort it all out (understand we do our share of joking around in this particular thread) ...

and to Avalon.

Yes welcome Kiki from the country of Rembetiko, the Greek Blues!

And Calz, my dad has really square big hands, able to make a Sound while Clapping just One of them

[jorr lundstrom]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the *law* on my side!!!

Yes, thinking you have been spanked is legal. You are allowed to think anything you want.

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Sync is sooo Here and Now........while Nyuk is sooo passé

...............

Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Stuff it!

Just when I had thought I had recovered from the giggles when I edited that post, you've gone and started me all over again!

ulli........

When do I start the bouncer gig? I already have fifty bucks stashed.

(Where was I earlier............34,000 feet, hence out of contact!)

Wow, Tony, you're hired!!

Thanks LotusBlossom, for whatever it was you did to him up there in that cold zone.....

Now, let's get this show on the road.

[Lisab]

Thanks PL. I did used to do magic back in the day, no training but life was certaintly easier when I look back now. I kind of gave in to just trusting in the universe but Ive been thinking lately that a spell could be in order, every now and then when I need a "lift". Ive got a suitcase full of oils, powders,seals and grimoires that I just used to collect out of curiosity really. I like the fluffy magic more, find it easier. Thanks. May go for the honey jar spell. I remember using it for my eldest when he was little and "hyper" and I needed to catch up on some sleep lol. My friend successfully used the freeze spell to keep a girl on heroin away from her daughter by the way. Ya never know maybe that honey spell will sweeten him so much, he'll give me some money lol. Thanks Lisa

[ulli]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Oh hello Tony: THERE you are!!
But what happened to your EYES, your NOSE, your MOUTH?

Tony has been a bit depressed lately feelin' lonely and all ...

Been packin on the pounds ... beer n chips almost non-stop.

Anyway ... his face has puffed up noticably.

Cheeks are quite pronounced but seems to swallow up his other facial features

I thought as much.
But times they are a'changin....

He will get love-bombed from here-on.
Mind you, as a bouncer he is allowed a few extra pounds,
but of course in different places.
Facially I want to see his George Clooney features.
Even his sister is going to be extra kind to him
so he will never again have to stuff himself for reasons of emotional deprivation.
Let the love-fest begin....

Here and now: I have not slept a wink since 2:22
when spirit woke me up
...been making GORGEOUS pink gold and lime green dangle bunches to hang onto cell phones
so the girls will find it easier to spot them inside their crammed handbags.

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Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Hey man! Who's side are you on now?

Going for the girly vote are we, ya' flaming p****a!

By golly I think I have just been *spanked*!!!

Is that legal???

Fortunately I have the *law* on my side!!!

Marianne!! (my big sister remember).............he started it!

Marianne is now a HE????