Here and Now...What's Happening?

[Lisab]

Posted by Marianne (here)

Posted by Lisab (here)
Full blown healing crisis for Lisa today. My blend of flower and gem essences arrived this morning, personally attuned to me. I already felt the effects before the bottle even arrived which is common. Woke up this morning with a pounding headache which is getting worse and really weird dreams last night and yep the ex was in there so talk about timely. For those interested my blend consists of; Date, Australian Bluebell Creeper, Cotton, Poinsette, Sugar Palm, Maple, Banana and Howlite. On the email the lady sent me not all the remedies listed here were explained tho. Those ones being date,poinsette, sugar palm, maple and howlite. Ive been looking round the net but if anyone could give me any ideas Id be grateful.

In the mean time you guys carry on...Im just gonna sit in the corner a mad,quivering wreck lol !! Man Alive I feel hideous. Modwiz and JB any advice on getting thru would be so welcome xxx YUCK

Lisa, I'm so with you ... PM me if you want some reiki, etc.
Who is the essence maker(s)? I ask becos some have different vibrations for the same plant ... slightly different sometimes, more different for some. I know Molly S of Green Hope does some of these, will go see what I can find for you. A most welcome distraction for me. And that reminds me, I need to get into my FE's too...
Much love,
Marianne

Thankyou Marianne. An email from the lady who made the blend has just come through with the full descriptions now. Her name is Nikki Wyatt from Spirit of Transformations. She's a good rep here in the uk. Im really feeling it, so I guess its all good. Need to lie down tho. Phew x

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)

P.S. Village rule:
only the women are allowed to indulge in that kind of gross humor.
Men are required to behave like gentlemen at all times.
Subtle is the word.

Oh I so love dares ...





HOLY PROSTITUTES

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...

It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,

'What may we do for you! my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....'

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door. This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY
THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.

SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

[PurpleLama]

All jokes aside, for just a moment.

I understand that fitting into a vast complex system, we are under the inluence of every other body within the confines of this system. As beings of *greater* potential, as the real being at the center of the confluence of forces we call experience, it is ever and always possible to exert a stronger influence on the other bodies than we experience being pushed back towards us. We are not at the mercy of the stars and planets, they are at the mercy of us.

Since ulli did my reading, I have read a lot more into my own chart, and my experience really is a testament to the veracity of the above statement.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

*Bops saturn on the backside*
That's a bad planet! Bad! Now clean up mess this you've made. And be nice.


Nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Sorry Heyoka But you are way off with your latitudes...no snow in Barbados. Get a better map. snicker snicker.

But the snow was confined to your house alone. It was coincident with a sudden drop in temperature, and a decidedly sulphorous odour.

Nyuk nyuk

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Posted by ulli (here)
Subtle is the word.

Inequality is the word.

Balance is the word.
Boys don't have to effort at being gross...it comes naturally.

Women need to learn to pick up the dung and flick it right back.
Then you might have equality.
Of course, the two MAIN words are
CONTEXT
and
CONSEQUENCE.

[transiten]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
All jokes aside, for just a moment.

I understand that fitting into a vast complex system, we are under the inluence of every other body within the confines of this system. As beings of *greater* potential, as the real being at the center of the confluence of forces we call experience, it is ever and always possible to exert a stronger influence on the other bodies than we experience being pushed back towards us. We are not at the mercy of the stars and planets, they are at the mercy of us.

Since ulli did my reading, I have read a lot more into my own chart, and my experience really is a testament to the veracity of the above statement.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.

*Bops saturn on the backside*
That's a bad planet! Bad! Now clean up this you've made. And be nice.


Nyuk nyuk

You know i've got problems with the nuances in foreign languages....Anyway, there are NO BAD PLANETS, period.

[ulli]

Posted by transiten (here)

Posted by ulli (here)

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Thanks to Tony Heyoki for posting up the mooning smileys, I looked in and got the website and am quite proud of the little purple ufo I found there. Thanks!

It's good to hear that you have found something of use there PL.

I was gonna take her for a test flight on this post, but though better of it. It's your UFO dude, and you are most welcome to it

You mean you are letting PurpleLama go up in an untested vehicle??
Possibly even without a manual???

If ANYTHING happens to that BOY I will hold YOU responsible!!!!!

ulli, just minutes ago i sent an e-mail to our car cooperative telling the responsible that pple don't want to drive an untested vehicle. this has been an annoyance for 1 month and finally i solved the probelm...only thing is i caught a cold for the first time in 2 years and we're going to drive the car tomorrow....

Think i will have to stop reporting my syncs......they are too frequent and frankly i don't get the message either...

I'm going to bed, feeling sorry for myself and i don't give a **** that it means i'm not in contact with my higher self or my spiritual guides....i just wish someone would serve me something to eat and drink, sit by my bedside and sing me a lullaby

First of all GET BETTER.
Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.
Later we can get to how to read the messages ...they are coded.
You are much loved and appreciated.

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Posted by ulli (here)
Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)

Balance is the word.

Boys don't have to effort at being gross...it comes naturally.

Balance ... don't get me started on the scales again ...


Boys ... I see your point ... since I put up the witchie moonie then we need some *balance* ...

[ulli]

Ok, the village hospital suddenly has no more empty beds.
We have a pandemic issue on our hands.

Since it's mostly the females who are stricken I know where I need to look for the cure
PurpleLama take me up to Mars...we need to bring back some of that red soil and make Martian mud packs.

The left-over mud can then be flung at our men, in a ritualistic and orderly MAN-ner of course.
To keep the game balanced we girls will be wearing only our hospital garments, so the guys can have just a little bit of fun.
Must not muddy our nun's habits.
We must keep them alive as we have further use for them later tonight.

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ulli

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by ulli (here)
PurpleLama take me up to Mars

Hey PL, you could always just cruise round my joint for a couple of beers instead mate! It's healthy to have options in life.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

Posted by Heyoka_11 (here)

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...........Nyuk nyuk

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Q93ePMn3-F0

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

Posted by ulli (here)
Keep reporting your syncs, as that helps to dilute the BS from the guys around here.

BS............I see no BS!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

BS stands for Belief System, DUH!!!
It's all over.
Whether a sermon ends with Amen or Nyuk, nyuk, what difference does it make?

[Heyoka_11]

Posted by transiten (here)
ulli

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

Please see below.................

Posted by ulli (here)
Ok, the village hospital suddenly has no more empty beds.
We have a pandemic issue on our hands.

Since it's mostly the females who are stricken I know where I need to look for the cure
PurpleLama take me up to Mars...we need to bring back some of that red soil and make Martian mud packs.

The left-over mud can then be flung at our men, in a ritualistic and orderly MAN-ner of course.
To keep the game balanced we girls will be wearing only our hospital garments, so the guys can have just a little bit of fun.
Must not muddy our nun's habits.
We must keep them alive as we have further use for them later tonight.

Nyuk nyuk nyuk

[ulli]

Posted by transiten (here)
ulli

but......Here we go again.....................What is BS????????????

ok, I'm so glad you asked.
Common folk think BS stands for bull-s**t, but here in our village it stands for Belief System....
same thing, but that's between you and me...

[ulli]

Here is a good example of the male mind that tries hard to discipline itself without female assistance:

maybe the male mods will now censor me but what the heck:

[ulli]

Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

[Calz]

Nyuk nyuk

Who's there?

Just some old nyukie presidents (all the good ones get hung by the nyuk).

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3OhzZQ6aCYU

[PurpleLama]

Posted by ulli (here)
Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.

[Calz]

Posted by ulli (here)

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

Everyone knows women are more psychic than men!!!

... and *how dare you* suggest the big "O" on my planet!!!!

[ulli]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

Posted by ulli (here)
Hey, PurpleLama just took me to Mars as requested and GUESS WHO WAS THERE????
Barak Obama!!!!

So I took off my space suit, put on my hospital gown, and asked him for some money for our village hospital.
And he wrote a cheque there and then!!!

We can now afford to build a psychiatric ward for all the guys!!!

Oh, ulli, ulli, ulli,

I am sorry to tell you, that check is no good. Good ol' BO is a notorious fraudster.

oh noo!
Are you SURE, Purpy?

But he SIGNED it with his REAL NAME......
That means the guys will have to stay a few years more in the shiddouse.
Poor Heyo, he was so looking forward to an upgrade.