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    Posted already in another thread but this is so far *out there* it needs a thread of it's own.

    Get this ...

    CDC (Center for Disease Control and Prevention in USA) came out with a warning regarding the coming "Zombie Apocalyse".

    Yes ... I am serious.

    Will link to the "Health Ranger" article I found it in the 2nd post.

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    Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

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    May 16th, 2011 11:48 am ET - Ali S. Khan

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    There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.

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    http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/page/3/

    (scroll down several articles)

    (note - when trying to take link to actual article it is in computer code ... you can scroll through and read it but much is programming language - see coming 2nd post for story)
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    The "end of the cycle" must certainly be drawing near. I am simply amazed at some of the stories coming out now. Beyond words.

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    CDC warns Americans to prepare for zombie apocalypse (really)

    Thursday, May 19, 2011
    by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger

    (NaturalNews) Although it may seem unbelievable, this is not a satire piece or a joke. The U.S. Centers for Disease Control, which has been deeply engaged in the fictions of Swine Flu and other so-called "pandemics," is now publicly warning Americans to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.

    In a May 16th blog entry on the CDC.gov website (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthma...), author Ali S. Khan asks the question, "Where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much?" The article then goes on to suppose that "zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder - How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?"

    The CDC has apparently been listening to my hip-hop song Vaccine Zombie (http://www.naturalnews.com/vaccine_...) and decided to run with the concept. Vaccines, of course, are the real source of zombies because they eat your brain (and cause autism, too). For some reason, the CDC didn't mention that...


    Government preparedness tips... much like military intelligence

    The CDC's zombie apocalypse article is, of course, an effort to reach a younger crowd by appealing to mainstream youth interests which now include anything having to do with vampires and zombies. The article actually offers a useful but rudimentary set of preparedness tips that include gathering up emergency medicine supplies, food, water and tools.

    Some of the strategies include preparing all your "important documents" such as your passport and birth certificate. This is obviously based on the idea that you are going to be relocated and will probably end up as a refugee of some sort (in a FEMA camp, no doubt). So remember to bring your birth certificate. Of course, if you don't actually have a birth certificate, you can always use Photoshop to create one from a collage of random scanned documents and no one will notice the difference these days. Not even the mainstream media.

    Not surprisingly, the CDC also strongly suggests that you should bring your medications with you, because of course the entire U.S. public has already been infected with a zombie-like medical mythology that causes them to believe the human body is somehow deficient in prescription drugs. Without their meds, people think they might die! Although there are a few cases where this is true, by and large medications harm far more people than they help. But that's another story...


    CDC: Do not defend yourself against the attacking zombies

    One thing the CDC has utterly left out of its preparedness list, not surprisingly, is any kind of self defense weapon. Zombie lore is rife with all kinds of weapons: shotguns, chain saws, flamethrowers, swords and knives. Hand grenades, explosives and rockets are also prominently featured in zombie flicks. These weapons are usually what save the movie characters from being overrun by marauding zombies.

    But the CDC says nothing about weapons. Not even a basic combat knife or a 22 pistol to keep handy. I guess the idea of people preparing for emergencies with some citizen weaponry isn't something the government wants to encourage, huh? Just be sure to have your papers in order but not your personal safety.

    Instead, the CDC says it will save you. "Never Fear - CDC is Ready!" it says. It goes on to explain:

    CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine).

    "Infection control" means arrested infected people at gunpoint and moving them into "infection zones" where everybody is infected and anyone who tries to flee is shot. That's how a quarantine actually works, in case you didn't know. Ask the CDC yourself if you don't believe me.


    How to get yourself killed? Follow the CDC

    So here's the CDC's advice so far. If there's a zombie apocalypse, then according to the CDC you're supposed to evacuate with your prescription medications and your birth certificate, then head out into the zombie-infested world without a weapon? And then somehow you're supposed to magically survive a zombie assault long enough for the CDC to come quarantine you and your neighbors because you've probably already been exposed since you were totally defenseless.

    Gee, is there any doubt this is a government plan? Don't protect yourself, folks, the government will save you! Grab your passport (they'll be checking your papers at police checkpoints) and remember your meds (because that will keep you docile and suggestible), but don't bring anything like a 45-caliber Glock pistol that might actually help you fend off the zombies. Or a pump action Remington 12 gauge with a couple hundred extra rounds of home defense shells. Seriously, you can't have a zombie invasion without a 12 gauge shotgun being involved, can ya? Or some 40mm grenade launchers. That's how you really take out a bunch of zombies. At least that's how it works in Hollywood.

    If you're in a city where you're not allowed to own firearms, you can always try to fight off the zombies with golf clubs. That never works out very well in the zombie movies, however. Just so you know.

    One enterprising inventor has strapped a chainsaw to the underside of an AR-15 and developed the ultimate zombie-killing weapon: The AR-15AZ (Anti-Zombie) device, which he demonstrates on a collection of pumpkins in a video you'll find on this page: http://mazurland.typepad.com/mywebl...

    All he needs now is to add a flamethrower, and he's all set.


    CDC has lost all credibility and now resorts to B-movie fictions to push its propaganda

    The sad part in all this is that thanks to the swine flu fiasco which was an obvious fabrication of a pandemic in order to sell useless vaccines to people, the CDC has lost a lot of its credibility. Hey, even I used to respect the CDC as a serious agency that was dedicated to trying to stop infectious disease, but after the swine flu situation, it became completely obvious that the CDC is now just Big Pharma's vaccine pimp squad. It is so steeped in corruption that even one of its own former scientists has now been indicted by a federal jury on charges of money laundering and fraud (http://www.naturalnews.com/032216_T...).

    On top of that, the former head of the CDC, Julie Gerberding -- who was also one of the top disease mongers pushing vaccines over the last few years -- now runs the global vaccine division for Merck. How's that for a revolving door between the CDC and the vaccine makers? (http://www.naturalnews.com/027789_D...)

    So now the CDC is basically a joke to anyone really paying attention to health and infectious disease. We now know that almost everything coming out of the CDC's press office is a politically motivated, profit-driven fabrication designed to push useless vaccines or scare people into thinking they're about to be killed by some other mutating flu virus. That's why it's no surprise to see the CDC using the zombie apocalypse fiction as a propaganda catapult. And hey, why not? The CDC is already steeped in complete fictions and B-movie fabrications. They might as well just start interviewing fairies, leprechauns and garden gnomes, too. They're about as credible as CDC scientists these days.

    But at least the CDC's preparedness advice offers tidbits of real value: Have an emergency kit with food, water, tools and first aid. That's more than what President Obama says. In response to the Fukushima meltdown -- which has now been confirmed to be a far worse disaster than Chernobyl, with multiple core meltdowns -- Obama told Americans to not prepare at all! (http://www.naturalnews.com/031735_O...)

    Just listen to the government and await instructions, he said. That's the official White House preparedness plan. If you can even call it a plan.

    The NaturalNews preparedness plan is a far better choice if you want to survive what's coming. Because, as you'll see below, a zombie apocalypse actually isn't as far-fetched as it sounds.


    Why a zombie apocalypse may be more real than you think

    The average American consumer is already a half-zombie right now. They eat prion-infected meat; they drink fluoride in the water; they get vaccinated every year with neurological irritants (adjuvants); they watch network television news for "programming" and they take psychiatric medications that alter their brain chemistry. That pushes quite a large number of them into the "functioning zombie" realm of cognitive dysfunction.

    In other words, they still manage to dress themselves, eat some food, use the toilet and punch a time card working some government job, but behind the apparent human face, they are already 50% zombie.

    It won't take much to push these near-zombies over the edge into total zombiehood. A bit of radiation, a couple more winter flu shots, or even a series of neurologically-engineered red flashes broadcast on the evening news could activate the zombie brains of the American masses, causing them to spill out into the streets in their underwear, with Doritos crumbling down the front of their wife beater T-shirts, mouths gaping wide open as they stumble down the sidewalks of America's suburbs looking for fresh flesh to feed upon.

    This part is not fiction, by the way. I'm serious about this. The zombie mind of the masses has already been prepped by mercury poisoning, pesticides, fluoride, aspartame and other chemical exposures. It will only take the right trigger to unleash the zombie masses, at which point you will definitely wish you went beyond the CDC's silly advice and got yourself a 12 gauge (or a really good pair of sneakers with which to flee).

    The real question is: Do you have enough zombie ammo? And how fast can you reload? Sadly, the CDC did not address these questions. The truth is that most people do not have much zombie ammo at all, so after a few rounds, it's going to be like click... pause... gobble, gobble, slurp. And then suddenly you're a zombie and you'll be roaming the streets of a large American city looking for fresh flesh, much like a Congressman or the head of the IMF.


    Truthfully, we need more fiction

    In a way, I actually kind of admire this fictional approach by the CDC. I wish more government agencies would just admit they're writing fictions from the get go. Wouldn't it be more useful for us all if the DEA, for example, just admitted its entire War On Drugs was one great big fiction? Wouldn't it save us all a few trillion dollars if the Department of War (oops, I mean, the Department of Defense) openly admitted that its multiple imperialist wars were all based on fictional justifications?

    I think other U.S. departments should take a cue from the CDC and start writing fictions to explain all their actions. It would be a lot more entertaining and, in a strange way, actually more honest. The White House, of course, has a huge head start in this realm going all the way back to George W. Bush and his "war on terror" -- which is the intellectual equivalent to the CDC's "zombie apocalypse."

    Both are entirely imaginary, yet useful as metaphors for the weak-minded.

    The bottom line is that you and I should always be prepared to protect ourselves not only from unexpected events but also from the government's bizarre, distorted attempts to feed our brains conveniently processed tidbits of disinformation.

    And if zombies really do hit the streets, bring out your flamethrower and get to work like a contestant in a flame-broiled frying contest. Somebody has to save humanity during the next outbreak of mental madness, and it sure won't be the CDC.

    Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zo...#ixzz1eKJU8Rtk

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    From what I've read they already have the toxin that turns people into voracious zombies. This is one of their preferred armageddons and that is why it has been marketed so extensively, so remorselessly. If they can get enough of us to think the same way, they are hoping to be able to bring about this zombie apocalypse. If I recall correctly it was James Casbolt/Michael Prince who came up with the initial witness to this zombiefication process. (If anyone can step in with the reference I'm looking for...?)
    If you consider the multitrillion dollar black budget, the lack of oversight and the twisted minds of the illuminati/satanists/ptw, you would have no hesitation in believing their attempt/ability to bring about a zombie apocalypse. Welcome to one of the darkest places in the universe.

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    From what I've read they already have the toxin that turns people into voracious zombies. This is one of their preferred armageddons and that is why it has been marketed so extensively, so remorselessly. If they can get enough of us to think the same way, they are hoping to be able to bring about this zombie apocalypse. If I recall correctly it was James Casbolt/Michael Prince who came up with the initial witness to this zombiefication process. (If anyone can step in with the reference I'm looking for...?)
    If you consider the multitrillion dollar black budget, the lack of oversight and the twisted minds of the illuminati/satanists/ptw, you would have no hesitation in believing their attempt/ability to bring about a zombie apocalypse. Welcome to one of the darkest places in the universe.
    Have you been to Walmart? It has already begun. Critical mass has not been reached yet. It might take the lithium in municipal water supplies to effect it. I drink well water only, but if I decide for a soft drink or iced tea made with water from a municipal supply........I get poisoned as well.

    I have to keep reminding myself of that. It just ain't safe, or sane, 'out there'.

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    Not sure about the exact reference ... but in lieu of the illuminati/satanist alleged need of "hiding things in plain sight" to get our "collective consent" then perhaps the article isn't so wacky afterall?


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    Let the four winds blow.

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    Quote Posted by Fred S. (here)
    Let the four winds blow.
    Whistles? Maybe Kerry will interview them.

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    Clearly something within the interview or text ...

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    On Dec 15, 2006, at 4:14 PM, james casbolt wrote:

    Dear Kerry,
    My name is James Casbolt. I am a former MI 6 agent that was involved in black ops during the mid 90's in London, England. See my website www.jamescasbolt.com for details.

    I have blown the whistle on many things on this website, however there are certain areas I have not gone public with. This regards my involvement a genetic-enhancement programme run by the NSA in the area that I grew up in. This project involves creating super soldiers and super spies.

    This programme is called project Mannequin and was/is being jointly run NSA in an underground facility in Peasmore, Berkshire in England. I have recovered memories of genetic enhancement procedures being performed on me in this facility.

    It has also been confirmed by contacts in the NSA that I was part of this programme and may still be.

    I have NSA documents in possession that teach how to create super soldiers if you are interested in perusing them. These documents are classified 'above top secret' and are worth a lot of money.

    Again I have not released them on my website because this area is extremely sensitive.

    The reason I am sending you this email is because [removed] emailed me a few days ago. However I cleared my email account and erased his contact details by accident. i am going through a very painful and confusing de-programming. Many more memories are coming up. Please will you send forward this to [removed] and ask him to get in touch with me if possible. There is so much more to this then I can say now. I will forward you a couple more emails regarding my experiences. Again please forward these to [removed].

    In truth

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    Surround your house with treadmills. You'll be fine.

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    Quote Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
    Not sure about the exact reference ... but in lieu of the illuminati/satanist alleged need of "hiding things in plain sight" to get our "collective consent" then perhaps the article isn't so wacky afterall?


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    Hey Calz and TelosianEmbrace,I had the same thoughts as well when seeing this subconscious messege to the public hiding under comic disguise.
    As always,they dont take into consideration (at least dont show any signs ) of the human spirit that is a lot stronger than any under hypnosis that is forced on it,therefore,no worries,let them play.
    They live in their Illusion but soon enough we will be able to asses their 'contribution' in a different light and than they will be liable to the mercy of our thoughts.

    I also opened a post about it here:

    https://projectavalon.net/forum4/show...ombie-Pandemic

    CDC might be only the obedient emissary to deliver this message
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    The Henoch Prophecies from the Billy Meier Contacts

    I'm giving an abridged version with high lights, for I know all to well you guys are gonna skip it for sure if I post the whole article.
    You wascally wabbits.
    If this gets your attention, I really recomend hitting the link and reading the whole message.



    Horrifying weapons and a possible world war
    Due to the fault of scientists, enormous power will be seized by the power-hungry and their military, their warriors and terrorists, and power will be seized as well through laser weapons of many types, but also via atomic, chemical and biological weapons.
    Quote Also concerning genetic technology, enormous misuse will occur, because this will be unrestrainedly exploited for the purposes of war, not lastly due to the cloning of human beings for warring purposes, as this was practised in ancient times with the descendants of Henoch in the regions of Sirius.

    However, this will not be all of the horrors; as besides the genetic technology and the chemical weapons, far worse and more dangerous and more deadly weapons of mass destruction will be produced and will be used.
    Quote The irresponsible politicians will unscrupulously exercise their power, assisted by scientists and obedient military forces serving them, who together hold a deadly sceptre and will create clone-like beings which will be bred in a total lack of conscience and will be scientifically manipulated to become killer machines. Division by division and devoid of any feelings, they will destroy, murder and annihilate everything.
    If the Third World War will actually happen—as calculations and observations appear to indicate to be probable now and also during the approaching few decades—then, as now, the civilian population will above all have to bear the brunt of the enormous suffering in tremendous numbers in this entire catastrophe and, last but not least,
    Quote the fault of the irresponsible scientists who by cloning will create human machines for military purposes, devoid of conscience and feelings, and will create immensely deadly and all-annihilating computer-like weapons. At the same time, the danger could become reality that the human combat machines, the military clones, will gain their independence and under their own management will bring death, devastation, destruction and annihilation to the human beings of Earth and to the planet.

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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    Surround your house with treadmills. You'll be fine.
    I was thinkin' more about this option ...


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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    Surround your house with treadmills. You'll be fine.
    If they do ever break free of your trap, they would be very fit.
    Maybe not a good idea after all?

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    The link to the CDC OP article is working now.

    Not a secret by any means ... I found it on fox news as well ... hidden in plain sight.

    http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/0...ie-apocalypse/

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    Here is the full CDC article:


    Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse

    Categories: General

    May 16th, 2011 11:48 am ET - Ali S. Khan

    There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for. Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That’s right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you’ll be happy you read this, and hey, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about how to prepare for a real emergency.

    A Brief History of Zombies

    We’ve all seen at least one movie about flesh-eating zombies taking over (my personal favorite is Resident Evil), but where do zombies come from and why do they love eating brains so much? The word zombie comes from Haitian and New Orleans voodoo origins. Although its meaning has changed slightly over the years, it refers to a human corpse mysteriously reanimated to serve the undead. Through ancient voodoo and folk-lore traditions, shows like the Walking Dead were born.

    A couple dressed as zombies - Danny Zucco and Sandy Olsson from the movie Grease walking in the annual Toronto Zombie Walk.
    In movies, shows, and literature, zombies are often depicted as being created by an infectious virus, which is passed on via bites and contact with bodily fluids. Harvard psychiatrist Steven Schlozman wrote a (fictional) medical paper on the zombies presented in Night of the Living Dead and refers to the condition as Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome caused by an infectious agent. The Zombie Survival Guide identifies the cause of zombies as a virus called solanum. Other zombie origins shown in films include radiation from a destroyed NASA Venus probe (as in Night of the Living Dead), as well as mutations of existing conditions such as prions, mad-cow disease, measles and rabies.

    The rise of zombies in pop culture has given credence to the idea that a zombie apocalypse could happen. In such a scenario zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this idea has led many people to wonder “How do I prepare for a zombie apocalypse?”

    Well, we’re here to answer that question for you, and hopefully share a few tips about preparing for real emergencies too!


    Better Safe than Sorry

    So what do you need to do before zombies…or hurricanes or pandemics for example, actually happen? First of all, you should have an emergency kit in your house. This includes things like water, food, and other supplies to get you through the first couple of days before you can locate a zombie-free refugee camp (or in the event of a natural disaster, it will buy you some time until you are able to make your way to an evacuation shelter or utility lines are restored). Below are a few items you should include in your kit, for a full list visit the CDC Emergency page.

    •Water (1 gallon per person per day)
    •Food (stock up on non-perishable items that you eat regularly)
    •Medications (this includes prescription and non-prescription meds)
    •Tools and Supplies (utility knife, duct tape, battery powered radio, etc.)
    •Sanitation and Hygiene (household bleach, soap, towels, etc.)
    •Clothing and Bedding (a change of clothes for each family member and blankets)
    •Important documents (copies of your driver’s license, passport, and birth certificate to name a few)
    •First Aid supplies (although you’re a goner if a zombie bites you, you can use these supplies to treat basic cuts and lacerations that you might get during a tornado or hurricane)

    Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your door step. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency.


    1.Identify the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information.
    2.Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.
    3.Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.
    4.Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.

    Never Fear – CDC is Ready

    Get a Kit, Make a Plan, Be Prepared
    If zombies did start roaming the streets, CDC would conduct an investigation much like any other disease outbreak. CDC would provide technical assistance to cities, states, or international partners dealing with a zombie infestation. This assistance might include consultation, lab testing and analysis, patient management and care, tracking of contacts, and infection control (including isolation and quarantine). It’s likely that an investigation of this scenario would seek to accomplish several goals: determine the cause of the illness, the source of the infection/virus/toxin, learn how it is transmitted and how readily it is spread, how to break the cycle of transmission and thus prevent further cases, and how patients can best be treated. Not only would scientists be working to identify the cause and cure of the zombie outbreak, but CDC and other federal agencies would send medical teams and first responders to help those in affected areas (I will be volunteering the young nameless disease detectives for the field work).

    To learn more about what CDC does to prepare for and respond to emergencies of all kinds, visit: http://emergency.cdc.gov/cdc/orgs_progs.asp

    To learn more about how you can prepare for and stay safe during an emergency visit: http://emergency.cdc.gov/

    Join the CDC Zombie Task Force! The CDC Foundation, a non-profit partner of CDC is offering Zombie Task Force t-shirts (click on the picture to find out more). Proceeds go to benefit disaster relief efforts and other important health programs. Get yours before their gone…

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    Quote Posted by PurpleLama (here)
    Surround your house with treadmills. You'll be fine.



    Just pull the elites out of the closet....and presto..look at those zombies run.



    And if anyone ever asks me, 'Elite' is a brand of treadmill (where you provide the power)....and they put you on it....in order to turn you into a zombie. Always trying to get home, but never getting there.
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    ... and so it begins ...



    ________________________________


    Zombie apocalypse becomes reality in Miami as police shoot naked, mindless man literally eating the face off another man

    Sunday, May 27, 2012
    by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger

    (NaturalNews) The long-dreaded "zombie apocalypse" may already be underway in Miami, where a human zombie -- a mindless naked man -- was encountered by police officers who found him literally feasting on the face of another naked man. This is a true event and has been reported by CBS Miami (http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26...ontation-men-l...) which says:

    "Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal. ...Officers found one man gnawing on the face of another, in what one police source called the most gruesome thing he’d ever seen."

    At that point, the police officers shot the zombie once, but he continued feeding on the other man's face. They were forced to shoot him again, which mercifully killed him. Then they sought to aid the victim whose face was already mostly eaten off.

    "With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable. Once the bizarre confrontation came to an end, police were left with the task of figuring out what had happened..."

    A surveillance video has surfaced of the incident. Here's a still shot from the video, showing the two men lying on the sidewalk, under a road bridge, with a police car parked nearby:
    http://www.naturalnews.com/images/Mi...Apocalypse.jpg

    The Miami Herald also reported: "According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man's face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots." (http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/2...-shot-killed-o...)


    The Zombie apocalypse begins

    Are we now witnessing the rise of the zombies? Humans who subject themselves to fluoride, aspartame, psychiatric drugs, vaccines and street drugs end up lobotomizing their higher brains. Vaccines, for starters, cause extreme neurological damage, and some vaccines are actually made of aggressive viruses designed to "eat" targeted regions of the brain, resulting in a biological lobotomy.

    What's left is the primal section of the brain, sometimes called the "reptilian brain." Or the "zombie brain," to use a pop culture term. This zombie brain has no morals and no logic. It only knows hunger, sex, violence and fear. It is entirely focused on selfish needs and has no ability to consider the welfare of others.

    "America is becoming a zombie nation," award-winning investigative journalist Jim Marrs recently told me in a phone interview. In fact, he wanted to name his most recent book "Zombie Nation," but the publisher overruled him and instead had it named, "The Trillion Dollar Conspiracy," which doesn't even make that much sense given the broad coverage of topics in the book. The word "zombie" did make it into the subtitle, however. Here's the full title: "The Trillion-Dollar Conspiracy: How the New World Order, Man-Made Diseases, and Zombie Banks Are Destroying America."
    (http://www.amazon.com/The-Trillion-D.../dp/0061970697)


    Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/035990_zo...#ixzz1w8FrROJk

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    What do we want?

    Braaaaaiiiinssssssss

    When do we want em?!

    ... Braaaaaiiiinnsssssss
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    Where the hell am I? Have I arrived at the twilight zone?do do do do do do do do.....

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    There are many ways to defeat a zombie. Single shot to the mellon. ( some people prefer the double tap.) There is decapitation but
    you have to get pretty close to the zombie without being bitten or scratched. You can set a zombie on fire but they might take a while burning.
    Arrows to the head. The crossbow is an excellent weapon for a Zombie Apocalypse scenerio. Quiet, efficient retreavable ammo

    And always remember you only have to run faster than your firends. So my advice, Hangout with couch potatoes

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    If you get overwhelmed ... having the proper equipment is prudent ...


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