Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[Borden]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Borden (here)
They would not appreciate a good pie if it hit them in the face.

Welcome home, you moody bas*tard. Said as only an Australian can say 'bas*tard'.

Cheers.

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)
Cheers.

Two toasts in one night ... almost like the good ol' days at the Pub ...

[Borden]

Join me, Calz, and together ... we can rule the ga-

oh ... sorry. I forgot who I was dealing with.



Borden Specials all round!

p.s. that tongue picture will haunt my nightmares. Well played.

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)

Borden Specials all round!

p.s. that tongue picture will haunt my nightmares. Well played.

Milk it is then ...



Okay if I stick with my favorite brand???

[Borden]

Aaaargh ... that carton is an abomination to me! I will explain.

(The boobs are far nicer, by the way, I won't be in the least offended if you stick to your favourite brand!)

When I was given cow's milk as a baby I had a bad reaction to it, and was apparently allergic, though I'm not really the allergic type. The thing is, one of my very early childhood memories is of being at school in London - I think I must have been about five - and being forced to drink cow's milk at some special, designated milk ordeal point in the afternoon. It was an ordeal I truly dreaded. I seem to remember some witlessly stroppy woman insisting I drink it because, for bizarre reasons I don't remember her clarifying successfully, I must. I have no idea what I said to her to try and avoid drinking it, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't, "Hey, beeyatch ... that sh1t don't fly with Borden ... you drink it."

Whatever I said, it didn't work. The milk came in nasty little cartons that were sinisterly bereft of decoration. I was forced to drink it, and it tasted utterly foul to me. I expect we all needed it for our health, because there is no better health giving substance than the horrifically and hormonally over-produced lactation of poor, distraught, tortured, mastitis-ridden creatures for the sucklings of their own, different species, and that has been heat treated, is full of anti-biotics and God knows what else, as well as - in this country - having a four percent allowable pus content. Shyeah ... right.



I think not!

[Calz]

Posted by Borden (here)
Aaaargh ... that carton is an abomination to me! I will explain.

(The boobs are far nicer, by the way, I won't be in the least offended if you stick to your favourite brand!)

When I was given cow's milk as a baby I had a bad reaction to it, and was apparently allergic, though I'm not really the allergic type. The thing is, one of my very early childhood memories is of being at school in London - I think I must have been about five - and being forced to drink cow's milk at some special, designated milk ordeal point in the afternoon. It was an ordeal I truly dreaded. I seem to remember some witlessly stroppy woman insisting I drink it because, for bizarre reasons I don't remember her clarifying successfully, I must. I have no idea what I said to her to try and avoid drinking it, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't, "Hey, beeyatch ... that sh1t don't fly with Borden ... you drink it."

Whatever I said, it didn't work. The milk came in nasty little cartons that were sinisterly bereft of decoration. I was forced to drink it, and it tasted utterly foul to me. I expect we all needed it for our health, because there is no better health giving substance than the horrifically and hormonally over-produced lactation of poor, distraught, tortured, mastitis-ridden creatures for the sucklings of their own, different species, and that has been heat treated, is full of anti-biotics and God knows what else, as well as - in this country - having a four percent allowable pus content. Shyeah ... right.



I think not!

There there baby ... come to mama ...





Were gonna take care of those nasty old cartons once and for all ...

[songsfortheotherkind]

Welcome home, you moody bas*tard. Said as only an Australian can say 'bas*tard'.

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Hitler+...03_3573659.gif

Go here for your present, seeings as the bas*tard thing won't load.

Cheers.

Oh very very good. Not as good as the one originally planned. Which I hope will still happen. But this was good.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Some threads should simply be dissolved in a vat of lime and buried in an unmarked grave in the woods, and I'm just the ghoul to do it.

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Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
I think I get it ... but I'll hold my tongue

Really? And here I was thinking that you'd be up for some serious skulking about in the dark getting rid of annoying upstarts. My bad.



I did love Borden's comment though, and the fruit loops one did make me lol. Still, there's really no room for misogynists in interesting new worlds, especially would-be demigods with seriously screwed attitudes: religion's been swell, but the swelling's gone now.

[songsfortheotherkind]

I was going to post something intelligent and expanding regarding the jinni (or djinni) article, but I'm kind of all fake boobed/plastic femaled out. And I'm allergic to milk. So I'm going to revive my Self with yum instead.



*happydance* Real women for the win!

I love real curves. I really do.

[Calz]

... back to otherness it is ...

[Calz]

There is something additional I wanted to elaborate on as well regarding the jinn article as related to the abduction phenomena.

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

HW: Who are they and why do they come here?

J: They are ‘others’ and they come here as visitors.

HW: Why do they abduct humans and perform experiments on them?

J: They don’t. That is the deceivers who do that.

ahahahahahahaa.....awesome! *delighted*

Read this book a few years back:

DMT: The Spirit Molecule: A Doctor's Revolutionary Research into the Biology of Near-Death and Mystical Experiences

A clinical psychiatrist explores the effects of DMT, one of the most powerful psychedelics known.

• A behind-the-scenes look at the cutting edge of psychedelic research.

• Provides a unique scientific explanation for the phenomenon of alien abduction experiences.

From 1990 to 1995 Dr. Rick Strassman conducted U.S. Government-approved and funded clinical research at the University of New Mexico in which he injected sixty volunteers with DMT, one of the most powerful psychedelics known. His detailed account of those sessions is an extraordinarily riveting inquiry into the nature of the human mind and the therapeutic potential of psychedelics. DMT, a plant-derived chemical found in the psychedelic Amazon brew, ayahuasca, is also manufactured by the human brain. In Strassman's volunteers, it consistently produced near-death and mystical experiences. Many reported convincing encounters with intelligent nonhuman presences, aliens, angels, and spirits. Nearly all felt that the sessions were among the most profound experiences of their lives.

Strassman's research connects DMT with the pineal gland, considered by Hindus to be the site of the seventh chakra and by Rene Descartes to be the seat of the soul. DMT: The Spirit Molecule makes the bold case that DMT, naturally released by the pineal gland, facilitates the soul's movement in and out of the body and is an integral part of the birth and death experiences, as well as the highest states of meditation and even sexual transcendence. Strassman also believes that "alien abduction experiences" are brought on by accidental releases of DMT. If used wisely, DMT could trigger a period of remarkable progress in the scientific exploration of the most mystical regions of the human mind and soul.


http://www.amazon.com/DMT-Molecule-R.../dp/0892819278

Many of the subjects in the only controlled testing done with DMT experienced "abductions" or similar type situations while remaining in their beds clearly showing that at least some of the situations are not physical.

... hence ... a possible confirmation about what the jinn/jinni suggest about the "deceivers".

A related article:

The alien abduction story and non-physical reality

William C. Treurniet, July, 2007

Summary. Analysis of the alien abduction story suggests that the sequence of events is comparable to some experiences of the shamanic spirit world as revealed by DMT, a hallucinogenic drug. In the trance state, some people see beings similar to those reported by abductees. Therefore, it is possible that abductees involuntarily manufacture excessive endogenous DMT, which then opens the door to the spirit world. Further, the physical evidence associated with some abductions suggests that happenings in the spirit world can manifest in the physical world. Finally, since the alien abductors appear in the DMT visions, they are inhabitants of the spirit world and likely are not directly responsible for the UFOs seen in the physical world.


Background

Many people recognize the presence of unidentified flying objects (UFOs) in the skies around the earth. However, there is little physical evidence available to the public that would help to identify their origin with any degree of certainty. Their nature is further confused by stories about alien abductions. These have created a modern myth that puts a face to the extraterrestrials and attributes motives that may or may not be correct. This paper offers a useful distinction between the abductors and other extraterrestrials that may be visiting our world. It also expands our notion of reality to include an objective spirit world familiar to shamanic traditions.

What we know about UFOs has been gained by consistent observations over the years, and these allow us to list a number of accepted facts regarding the nature of these objects.

Much more: http://www.treurniet.ca/Ufo/AbductionReality.htm

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
... back to otherness it is ...

pffffffft- since when did my preferences stop you? *laughing*

Although my conversation last night about the jinni *was* really interesting- I was all 'OH, so that's what that was!'

I said I was reviving my *Self* with my own brand of yum, you can post whatever boobed or non-boobed thing you like. *big cheesy grin* I have been actually contemplating what to get my Self for mother's day, even though it's over- it's a toss up between new piercings or some work on my tattoo/ a new one.

Yes. That's what cute 47 year old grandmother's get for mother's day. New tattoos.

*laughing*

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)
... back to otherness it is ...

pffffffft- since when did my preferences stop you? *laughing*

[songsfortheotherkind]

[QUOTE=Calz_Avaretard;488073]There is something additional I wanted to elaborate on as well regarding the jinn article as related to the abduction phenomena. Read this book a few years back:

DMT: The Spirit Molecule: A Doctor's Revolutionary Research into the Biology of Near-Death and Mystical Experiences

This is an awesome book that I have in my shelf. Apparently, according to some tests quite a few years ago now, I produce higher than usual levels of DMT naturally. It's my hypothesis that most Otherkind do- it's a precursor to being able to open certain doorways, I think. It appears to be one of the differences between Otherkind and homo sapiens, that DMT link.

Hmm. So that has led me down all kinds of interesting rabbit holes that are interlinked with what I was told about the djinni's answers. Argh. That means writing out that post. I'm not sure my shoulder is up to it. Feck it, I'd rather just sit on skype and blather at you all, to be honest.

I'll see how it goes.

[PurpleLama]

If I find myself being the noise in someones signal,

Then that's the signal for me to get noisy.

[PurpleLama]

I find only a degree of veracity even in the Gnostic information. Just another lie at another level. I find the material compelling and entertaining, and useful to a certain extent, like any other religious story. So much is just a trick to give your power away when the truth is that the righteous one never left us, because it is us on a very fundamental level. This experience is so much like an interactive video game that is so virtual to be real, when the truth is what we are is so much more an observer than it seems while we are immersed in the reality. Eventually we leave and it's like coming up for a breath of air, and it seems not nearly so vivid, and we haven't any fears, so it's easy to stack up the challenges we will meet. Once again, the best advice of all is what we have on our hitch hikers guide, we just forget to look, sometimes, and be reminded.

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
I find only a degree of veracity even in the Gnostic information. Just another lie at another level. I find the material compelling and entertaining, and useful to a certain extent, like any other religious story. So much is just a trick to give your power away when the truth is that the righteous one never left us, because it is us on a very fundamental level. This experience is so much like an interactive video game that is so virtual to be real, when the truth is what we are is so much more an observer than it seems while we are immersed in the reality. Eventually we leave and it's like coming up for a breath of air, and it seems not nearly so vivid, and we haven't any fears, so it's easy to stack up the challenges we will meet. Once again, the best advice of all is what we have on our hitch hikers guide, we just forget to look, sometimes, and be reminded.

You rock my socks. I want to write more about this tomorrow. Yes. The Djinn don't lie- they'll just mirror your stuff. lol.

[PurpleLama]

Nothing on the top but a bucket and a mop
An an illustrated book about birds
You see a lot up there, but don't be scared
Who needs action when you got words?

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=F0IWHxvswLk

[Mad Hatter]

NEWSFLASH...just to hand...in a completely different universe it is reported that

the Lord Universal Creator...



has put Ms Primordial on notice...



that during the upcoming ascension his right hand man...



will be making sure that all pulse...



weapons...



will be left at the pearly gates because this will prevent further instances of...



stayed tuned for furter updates...




but you must repent...I tells ya... repent !!!

[Borden]

Wow ... that was some epic pic Ninja prowess, oh sanity-challenged milliner! Excellent work.

I don't know why ... but while hypnotized by the fourth image I kept thinking of a dromedary animal's feet. Hmm ... it must mean something.