Welcome to The Pub At the End of the Universe.

[Cerridwen]

A girlfriend of mine sent this video to me and since it suggests a path to world peace, I figured it might be appreciated here in the Pub.

I know at the very least, Calz will enjoy it.

WARNING: Some non-regulars of the Pub might find this offensive.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GCOIeYSwbXs

[Borden]

Oh well played, Cerridwen! I enjoyed that. (Maybe not as much as Calz will though, I agree!)

On a different yet similarly musical note ... I was thinking about the mixture of depth and silliness that goes on here. We are deeply silly. I post this in a toast to our silliness and our depth and to the bottle I just opened. Not necessarily in that order.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=6QgCfnBtF7M

[PurpleLama]

Just testing out the new avatar. We found this mask at the local thrift store that supports a local animal shelter. FTW

[songsfortheotherkind]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)
A girlfriend of mine sent this video to me and since it suggests a path to world peace, I figured it might be appreciated here in the Pub.

I know at the very least, Calz will enjoy it.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=GCOIeYSwbXs

this gave me my first real laughter for the morning. :D As a boob and curves of the female kind fan my Self, I concur. :D

Awesome socks. *happily flashes my boobs at the screen*

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Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Just testing out the new avatar. We found this mask at the local thrift store that supports a local animal shelter. FTW

love it. the awesomeness of small fry!

[songsfortheotherkind]

"give us a saviour!" they said.

"oh ffs, if I give you one will you all shut up and leave me the f*uck alone?" snarked god angrily

"yes yes! verily we will shut the f*uck up!" they all cried. "just give us a saviour! and then we shall be saved!"

"alright, you asked for it" smirked god



and the crowd became hushed, until finally a lone voice pierced the silence.

"oh crap. we're screwed."

[Calz]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

I know at the very least, Calz will enjoy it.

Source: https://youtube.com/watch?v=Iwu-6GxBHN4

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)
Just testing out the new avatar. We found this mask at the local thrift store that supports a local animal shelter. FTW

[Calz]

Posted by Mad Hatter (here)
NEWSFLASH...just to hand...in a completely different universe it is reported that

the Lord Universal Creator...



has put Ms Primordial on notice...



that during the upcoming ascension his right hand man...



will be making sure that all pulse...



weapons...



will be left at the pearly gates because this will prevent further instances of...



stayed tuned for furter updates...




but you must repent...I tells ya... repent !!!

Yoda dons his deep appreciation hat ...

... preaching to the choir you are here ...

*2bl dares* to post in the appropriate thread I offers ...

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)


"give us a saviour!" they said.

"oh ffs, if I give you one will you all shut up and leave me the f*uck alone?" snarked god angrily

"yes yes! verily we will shut the f*uck up!" they all cried. "just give us a saviour! and then we shall be saved!"

"alright, you asked for it" smirked god



and the crowd became hushed, until finally a lone voice pierced the silence.

"oh crap. we're screwed."

[Calz]

[songsfortheotherkind]

I've been experimenting with these lately (because frankly I'm a succubus that is sick of starving) and the other night I tried doing something that some call the cosmic draw, which is basically pulling the energy of orgasm back up through the body, distributing it through the organs, and then flowing it up to the head. It's purported to have positive effects on a number of levels.

What actually happened was when the energy got to my heart I went into massive distress and thought I was going to have a heart attack, my heart had gone so berserk. I also get this effect if I do pelvic floor exercises too much or too strongly. I tried the draw again last night and deliberately blocked the energy from going further than my 3rd chakra, redirecting some of the energy up my spine so that it would go to the base of my brain and bypass the heart chakra.

Any ideas as to what the heck is going on with the heart chakra blowout? I'm going to go through the Taoist/Mantak Chia materials that I have to see if there's anything in them about this. It doesn't feel right to me: I am already aware that something odd is happening because my osteo can't get the thoracic vertebrae to move at all, and we're experimenting with different things to assist with that.

Anyone got any ideas or had similar experiences? I'm getting back into my energy practices in a big way for various reasons *and* I've never been able to figure out what this heart chakra thing is- I've had it for ages. I'd love to work through it.

[Borden]

Stop it with the dirty talk, Songsy! Don't say I didn't warn you when Calz gets here.

I've often wondered what a woman's orgasm is like. They make quite a fuss about them when they're happening so they must be really something. However, I'm not prepared to go the boring route of reincarnation just to find out. Besides, then I'd probably just wonder what men's orgasms are like. If you're wondering, Songsy, for a man, the world turns to opium flavoured candy floss for a few seconds and then you want a cigarette or a sandwich. Then you call her a taxi and kick her out. No, no, I'm kidding. Not about the sandwich though.

Maybe this heart chakra experience is one of the blocks you've mentioned. If you're doing something that directly confronts those blocks (including astral projection) then surely you're identifying them more clearly. Isn't this a good thing? Just be careful ... I don't want you explosively unlocking everything and going all Dark Phoenix on us ... eek!

Right. Enough of that sort of talk. Now I'm going back to being British.

[PurpleLama]

I am familiar with what you call the cosmic draw. It can be dangerous if one doesn't have control over the rising energy, and I had not seen where there is a proper technique to address this, so, I made my own. (in my early twenties, go figure)

In order to pre-set the energetic pathways, one must focus first on the energetic exchange between the crown and brow chakras first, and use the conscious energy from there to send to the bottom and run subtle energy from the red to the orange, then from the orange to the yellow, and so on, not skipping any chakra space between. It's most dificcult to to from the yellow to the green, and from green to the blue, but if one remembers gratitude at the moment of shifting up into blue, then one proceeds into indigo rather automatically, in my experience.

once the pathways are established, then one can increase the energy in a balanced manner, increasing and increasing, slowly but surely, until the maximum is achieved, a plateau is reached. Then, one may use what you call the cosmic draw, and it will be cosmic indeed.

One starting from scratch and inexperienced may take years, and to try to do it without preparation will burn out upper chakras. This is what's done in many black magical practices, and a solitary practicioner (no pun intended) runs the risk of much confusion and distortion to try to short cut to the end result.

However, one of a positive orientation, one who is already familiar with inner energy work can probably master it in a matter of weeks, if not sooner. It's important to realize that the energy produced is far, far more than the human incarnation needs, therefore we should take the healing and wisdom that comes as a side effect, and gift the energy produced back into the higher levels, indigo and violet, and not try to push for anything for ourselves by attempting to harnass said energy.

I'm sure in the realm of sexual tantra there exists a methodology for the same thing, but for aliens incarnate, like us, I suggest the path I've illustrated. When I discovered the realms of tantra I was strongly pushed toward the spiritual practices and away from the sexual practices.

I understand now that I have an incarnational history of misusing sexual energies, so the higher me made sure that I understand now, that it was creator energy in the first place, a holy and hallowed energy, therefore it should be practiced in as pure a form as possible. My experience is quite rich, and modesty will now prevent me from saying more.

[Debra]

Laugh. Laugh and more !


Thank you Cerridwen, sorry I don´t have a disclaimer, you have to accept this as gratitude for a video that put a wonderful smile on my face. Life in the office today - Forum, fear porn Central -was quite the experience.

How you going Songs? Darling, this heart thing ..

Fu#&#D if I know Especially doing a reverse orgasm, I prefer just to let it express itself and go the way - it is supposed to go. That´s where I skip the cigarette, Borden, and go straight for the sandwich.

You are a woman of breaking the mould Songs, I salute you for taking us into this new territory. I think maybe I have done one of these - but I thought it was a surprise kundalini - I would not call it a cosmic draw but if there is a distinction, can you tell me? I was in a workshop - medical intuition - my head started to hurt, the facilitator saw something was happening before I did.


She came up to me, touched me on the arm and said ''go with it, it's about when you were a doctor''

It came up like a lava storm from some ancient time. I spoke in tongues so wild, and so loudly. I think I moved through every chakra simultaneously. It was so quick.

It left me quite humble.
All I could say was: who the f#€k am I?

old story it was, so hidden, and it all came up -- I was not a nice person in that life.

I am now, though. I am lovely

[Calz]

Posted by songsfortheotherkind (here)

I've been experimenting with these lately (because frankly I'm a succubus that is sick of starving)

Posted by Borden (here)

Stop it with the dirty talk, Songsy! Don't say I didn't warn you when Calz gets here.

Suck a *WHAT*???

which is basically pulling the energy of orgasm back up through the body, distributing it through the organs, and then flowing it up to the head.

These folks have done a great job for me in the past ...

Anyone got any ideas or had similar experiences?

... is that another trick question???

[Calz]

Posted by PurpleLama (here)

I am familiar with what you call the cosmic draw.

Wizards ... gotta luv em

[Calz]

Posted by Zebra (here)
Laugh. Laugh and more !


Thank you Cerridwen, sorry I don´t have a disclaimer, you have to accept this as gratitude for a video that put a wonderful smile on my face. Life in the office today - Forum, fear porn Central -was quite the experience.

Yes I "lurked" you out in the jungle ... actually handled yourself quite well

[Cerridwen]

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

I know at the very least, Calz will enjoy it.

*Laughing* Calz, don't you dare try and tell me you didn't enjoy those boobies!

[Debra]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

*Laughing* Calz, don't you dare try and tell me you didn't enjoy those boobies![/QUOTE]

I think Calz is very happy, Cerridwen

[Calz]

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

Posted by Calz_Avaretard (here)

Posted by Cerridwen (here)

I know at the very least, Calz will enjoy it.

*Laughing* Calz, don't you dare try and tell me you didn't enjoy those boobies!

I dunno Cerridwen.

With that innocent angelic avatar it damn near makes me want to go confess to a priest

Problem is ... he is working on some issues himself ...